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thehowiejohnson

  1. “@spokesmen: No mojo” I know the feeling about 24 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Oh my head hurts. And my tummy. Not good 11:51 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Oh fuck it. I am gonna get wasted. And on a school night. Angela its your fault! 2:51 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Dilemma. Can't sleep. Do I go for a walk? Drink more?. I know I can't take a sleeping tablet 2:46 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Had to have a drink tonight. Bloody women, well more exactly one woman. God I am going to suffer tomorrow. Just as I was getting my mojo 2:38 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Oh the sap is rising. The mojo is creeping back. Just done a tough old 90 mins in the warmth of the sun. AND not had a drink in 4 weeks.YES 11:25 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  7. @_BLIXA_: The @cyclosport team have entered @amr_events Ride 24, me, @caveno @_blixa_ & @cyclingsean please sponsor us action.org.uk/sponsor/cyclos… 2:51 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  8. What a start! Button fell off my shirt. Handle snapped off my briefcase. Handle snapped off my mug of coffee. I daren't go for a piss!! 11:46 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  9. The Glums twitter.com/thehowiejohnso… 9:05 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. I see Kenny got a new job twitter.com/thehowiejohnso… 9:02 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. “@Woody3171: @thehowiejohnson I toppled over on Michaelgate trying to remount and broke my scapoid!” get well soon mate x 8:33 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. “@Woody3171 Well done howie for conquering Michaelgate last weekend!” thanks Richard. Bouncing off a car didn't help. Support was great tho 8:30 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. @spokesmen I am glad I am not the soignéur having to wash the Farnese kit tonight 8:17 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @spokesmen bad day with blow out on car. No sportive. Bonus is I can enjoy the giro in HD. Give me a shout out David plz x 6:26 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. It's a bit flat twitter.com/thehowiejohnso… 1:01 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @sportivephoto I am waiting for recovery to get me a tire. Should be at Midland Monster 12:13 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sportivephoto
  17. God my arse twitched. Bloody woke me up 11:53 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. Oh joy of fucking joy. Rear drivers side blow out doing 80 on M42! and you don't get a bloody spare with Skoda! Need some toilet paper 11:52 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Howie Johnson
  • Location St Neots
  • Bio chubby cyclist and sportive reviewer for cyclosport.org Opinionated, often funny, well i think so, serious if i have to be.
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