sincitycomedy
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Tonight, john bizarre @ 9pm and me @ 10pm
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Men, when you're on the sidewalk and a woman starts to parallel park, you don't need to guide her in with your hand signals.
about 9 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Gamut sites & Twitter abuzz Floyd Mayweather hving 2.4Million on Pacers +3 (8 Different sports booksBooks +
about 9 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
from Paradise, NV
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The lady who lives up the street has chopped down the beautiful tree in her yard. Now what am I supposed to climb when she has a shower?
about 10 hours ago
via web
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Kudos to for endorsing same sex marriage! I tell you, this country is turning gay faster than a freshman at Smith College.
about 10 hours ago
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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What do you call a black guy in a courtroom who graduated from Harvard Law School? A lawyer, you racist fucks
about 15 hours ago
via web
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Snooki's OB/GYN doesn't want her living in the Jersey Shore house. The baby's surrounded by enough stupidity just by being in her womb.
about 15 hours ago
via web
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Politics aside, I'd rather eat one of Clinton's used cigars than win a contest where I have to have dinner with Donald Trump.
about 12 hours ago
via web
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"I need sex." "I suck" "Take a nap" "You blew it." "I'm awesome" "More towels?" - the voices in my head until housekeeping arrives.
about 17 hours ago
via web
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I already blew my afterlife.
about 12 hours ago
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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If Mitt Romney says "Beetlejuice" two more times, he'll have himself a running mate.
about 10 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Official update on Yankee sale price: 3 billion, blow Satan twice a week and have to pretend to like A Rod.
about 13 hours ago
via web
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I decided to quit drinking and smoking yesterday….But that was then and this is now.
9:01 AM May 23rd
via HootSuite
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Facebook is experiencing toxic stock syndrome.
9:04 AM May 23rd
via Favstar.FM
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I think if I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar I'd probably think a lot more about The Human League than I do now.
9:40 AM May 22nd
via Twitter for iPhone
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Apparently when U inject DNA into a goat you get thrown out of the petting zoo!
about 10 hours ago
via HootSuite
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U BIG DUMMY! RT @: stood in front of non-automatic doors waiting for to open just 1sec, long enough for others to observe & judge.
about 10 hours ago
via HootSuite
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Good to see @ back again he's very funny you should follow him!!
about 10 hours ago
via HootSuite
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Today I’m going to the library to finish the book I’m reading about a Dinosaur called 'Thesaurus'. Let me just say... NOT AN EASY READ!
about 10 hours ago
via web
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Its spelled pregnant. And how did you know? RT @: Let me guess you're pregnate"@: Big news coming! Big news!"
about 10 hours ago
via HootSuite
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- Name Sin City Comedy
- Location Las Vegas, NV
- Web http://www.sincit...
- Bio Sin and Comedy Collide! Sin City Comedy Show! Nightly at 9pm @ V Theater in the Miracle Mile Shops at Planet Hollywood Resort in FABULOUS Las Vegas!
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