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shasuga

When I hear someone refer to their completion as sun kissed, I immediately think burn victim. 4:56 PM Mar 27th via Twitter for iPhone
How many no responses does it take for you to get to the center of I don't give a shit? 4:29 PM Mar 27th via Twitter for iPhone
That awkward fucking text where your mom texts you what color her panties are. 3:05 PM Mar 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Tv is such crap. I've been talking to this lizard for 20 minutes & he hasn't said shit about my car insurance yet. 11:35 AM Mar 27th via Twitter for iPhone
swollenvoice Just looked at the price of baby strollers. I think were gonna have an indoor baby. 7:34 AM Mar 26th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by shasuga and 131 others
JessicaFancy When should I tell my boyfriend that I'm moving in with him? 7:40 AM Mar 26th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by shasuga and 4 others
#1 on my bucket list is 'Do not Die' because I like setting attainable goals. 7:56 AM Mar 26th via web
skullcat This is the longest written record of my procrastination that I have ever kept. 7:47 AM Mar 26th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by shasuga and 9 others
@PyrBliss I'm wearing a bow tie .. does that do anything for you? ;) 6:49 AM Mar 26th via web in reply to PyrBliss
@ColinScuba Thanks lovely :) 6:45 AM Mar 26th via web in reply to ColinScuba
I'm always amazed when I return from a 4 month twitter hiatus to find any of you still following me, much less most of you. I love you guys. 6:42 AM Mar 26th via web
It's not you, it's your pretentious fucking cat. 5:33 AM Mar 26th via Twitter for iPhone
I just dropped my iPhone grandma, so yeah, totally know how you feel about losing your husband of 40 years. 4:52 AM Mar 26th via Twitter for iPhone
thatfinguy Apparently I like my coffee like, I like my women. Hot, and all over my fucking lap. 3:25 AM Mar 26th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by shasuga and 46 others
Smethanie I can't take criticism, but I can take anal so it all works out. 7:36 PM Mar 25th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by shasuga and 25 others
heartlessX0 Yesterday I set my wifi's name to "Hack this if you can". When I checked it today, it was called "Challenge accepted". 6:35 PM Feb 8th via Favstar.FM Retweeted by shasuga and 110 others
Molly_Kats I need an emergency call button for when my shower gets scalding hot & I'm pinned in the back corner. 6:31 PM Mar 25th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by shasuga and 57 others
IGotsSmarts How to tell if Carly Simon has written a song about you: 1) You're so vain. 2) You probably think that song is about you. 6:44 PM Mar 25th via Favstar.FM Retweeted by shasuga and 43 others
slyoung5 Doves, like humans, stay with one mate all their lives. Only if they are caged together. 6:39 PM Mar 25th via web Retweeted by shasuga and 12 others
@Izzy4el I'm telling ya :p 6:25 PM Mar 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Izzy4el

Name Sha Suga
Location Lafayette, Louisiana
Web http://favstar.fm...
Bio The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money ~ David Richerby