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RubberPenguin

@PeopleIKnow WH Smith's had a rather large supply the other day... 5:15 AM May 24th via web in reply to PeopleIKnow
Where's Wall.E... twitter.com/RubberPenguin/… 5:14 AM May 24th via web
...Before I had the time to tell her it was actually a picture of a bearded man, she was gone... :( 11:25 PM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
I've just been told off at the station by a lady for wearing an offensive T-shirt depicting the female genitalia... 11:24 PM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@gmknock Phew! 3:19 PM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to gmknock
@gmknock I hope you mean the chap from the Apprentice and not the singer! 3:18 PM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to gmknock
Generally the less I draw the worse of a mood I'm in. Current mood status: Foul, with the possibility of a diva strop! 2:16 PM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@VertMB It would also need to be a very large train! 10:36 AM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to VertMB
@VertMB Sorry! Technically I'm not stuck, just wedged between two large men in suits who sweat a lot. 10:33 AM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to VertMB
...Alternatively, if anyone would like to feed me ice cream on my journey home, I would be totally ok with that. 10:32 AM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
jonburgerman Now it's been released I can exclusively reveal my rejected poster for the Avengers film twitter.com/jonburgerman/s… 8:31 AM May 23rd via web Retweeted by RubberPenguin and 34 others
I think the only way to make these train journeys bearable in this weather would be to smother myself in ice cream. 10:27 AM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@Paulymegaman Go in my pants. 5:41 AM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Paulymegaman
@Paulymegaman It must be an old one. The new shirt is £40 online. 5:38 AM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Paulymegaman
@Paulymegaman Good point! 5:37 AM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Paulymegaman
@Paulymegaman White. It said 'As seen on TV'. 5:36 AM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Paulymegaman
@Paulymegaman Red!!! It looks like one of Mr Strong's biceps. 5:29 AM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Paulymegaman
@Paulymegaman The England shirt is £10 in sports direct. Is that right? 5:25 AM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Paulymegaman
@Paulymegaman I've just been to Oxford (Street). 5:23 AM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Paulymegaman
@stylepoppy Park! 5:05 AM May 23rd via web in reply to stylepoppy

Name Dan Bailey
Location Essex, UK
Web http://www.danbai...
Bio I'm a designer, illustrator and a figment of my own imagination... Find me at www.rubberpenguin.com & www.danbaileyonline.co.uk