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RubberPenguin

  1. @PeopleIKnow WH Smith's had a rather large supply the other day...
  2. Where's Wall.E... twitter.com/RubberPenguin/…
  3. ...Before I had the time to tell her it was actually a picture of a bearded man, she was gone... :(
  4. I've just been told off at the station by a lady for wearing an offensive T-shirt depicting the female genitalia...
  5. @gmknock Phew!
  6. @gmknock I hope you mean the chap from the Apprentice and not the singer!
  7. Generally the less I draw the worse of a mood I'm in. Current mood status: Foul, with the possibility of a diva strop!
  8. @VertMB It would also need to be a very large train!
  9. @VertMB Sorry! Technically I'm not stuck, just wedged between two large men in suits who sweat a lot.
  10. ...Alternatively, if anyone would like to feed me ice cream on my journey home, I would be totally ok with that.
  11. I think the only way to make these train journeys bearable in this weather would be to smother myself in ice cream.
  12. @Paulymegaman Go in my pants.
  13. @Paulymegaman It must be an old one. The new shirt is £40 online.
  14. @Paulymegaman Good point!
  15. @Paulymegaman White. It said 'As seen on TV'.
  16. @Paulymegaman Red!!! It looks like one of Mr Strong's biceps.
  17. @Paulymegaman The England shirt is £10 in sports direct. Is that right?
  18. @Paulymegaman I've just been to Oxford (Street).
  19. @stylepoppy Park!