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peru circus put my god damn phone number on their flyers by accident. about 14 hours ago via web
@DaveBiscella show the cocksucker respect. its sir lancelot and hes been known to pull tons of shit out of rocks like other rocks and swords 6:36 PM May 21st via web in reply to DaveBiscella
@DaveBiscella @jrwcole when someone asks for "leftovers" i just assume they're talking about poop stains. dave wants hacienda poopstains 6:32 PM May 21st via web in reply to DaveBiscella
@DaveBiscella thats just the way i picture it in my head. it's a black guy with a straw hat and a short sleeve flannel shirt. his names grey 6:30 PM May 21st via web in reply to DaveBiscella
@DaveBiscella This tweet confuses me quite a bit. I think your account was hacked by a black coconut farmer. 12:02 PM May 21st via web in reply to DaveBiscella
@DaveBiscella you're welcome and '89 sounds about right but who the hell knows. They haven't invented science that tracks that far back. 12:01 PM May 21st via web in reply to DaveBiscella
@DaveBiscella next thing you know she'll be talking about what a great idea NAFTA was 3:31 PM May 20th via web in reply to DaveBiscella
@DaveBiscella I'd say to tell her I said happy birthday but she wont remember any of this so tell her I said to go fuck herself. 11:42 PM May 18th via web in reply to DaveBiscella
@DaveBiscella we could plan to stand up and cheer during the battle scene then not and see if someone did. (Star Wars re release 1997) 11:30 AM May 17th via web in reply to DaveBiscella
@JungleJackHanna penguins sure are cute. How do they taste? 1:21 AM May 17th via web
@JungleJackHanna remember when luke cut the arm off the snow monster in Empire? Do snow monster like that sort of shit? 2:13 AM May 13th via web
@JungleJackHanna don't you think animals should start wearing clothes? 2:10 AM May 13th via web
@JungleJackHanna if a bear attacks you and you play dead should you draw black X's over your eyes or do you just assume the bear knows? 2:09 AM May 13th via web
@JungleJackHanna remember Beast Man from the old He Man cartoon? I'd like to see you two wrestle. 2:05 AM May 13th via web
@JungleJackHanna can you name all the animals besides dogs that chocolate kills? 2:02 AM May 13th via web
@DaveBiscella thats a great deal. amazon is ripping people off for those things with their little $199 price tag. no leather case though 8:08 PM May 12th via web in reply to DaveBiscella
@jrwcole i've always found white castle a nice place to enjoy my Wild Turkey. Im giving my mom two things: jack & shit. my wife gets a card. 2:57 AM May 12th via web in reply to jrwcole
@JungleJackHanna is it true that most koala bears dont get circumcised? 2:36 PM May 11th via web
@JungleJackHanna would a gorilla raised in a zoo recieve preference for a penis transplant over a wild one? 3:55 PM May 10th via web
@JungleJackHanna do you still get weirded out by baboon ass? 12:38 AM May 10th via web