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MentalVasectomy

  1. Enough drunk / fever-sick tweeting, this Airbus ain't gonna fly itself. 3:30 PM May 17th via Tweetbot for iOS
  2. Women are the boss of me, so I stick it to the man. 3:27 PM May 17th via Tweetbot for iOS
  3. Yeah I'm Swedish. I'm also a blonde, have nice legs, love casual sex, and have been gifted with an ample bosom. The catch you ask? I'm a man 3:16 PM May 17th via Tweetbot for iOS
  4. The Tweets of despair have a reason. Sweden just lost in Hockey-WC quarter final. I care.. and now I'm scared I'm turning Canadian... 3:07 PM May 17th via Tweetbot for iOS
  5. I covet a lot of things. Dirty, dirty things.. 3:01 PM May 17th via Tweetbot for iOS
  6. I don't say this often enough. Fuck. 2:56 PM May 17th via Tweetbot for iOS
  7. No work tomorrow, free as a bird. This is probably why I'm currently sporting a fever. Coitus-face Universe. 2:52 PM May 17th via Tweetbot for iOS
  8. Nothing I say using only 140 chars will ever make any kind a difference for you in the life that you lead, however, your wife says hello. 2:41 PM May 17th via Tweetbot for iOS
  9. I can't reply to your cryptic and slightly creepy DM's unless you follow me right? And my full attention, not even I have that @ThugzzBunny 9:46 AM May 15th via Tweetbot for iOS
  10. Woke up because I was laughing out loud at myself for dreaming I was a patent clerk. Not even I get my own sense of humor. 10:23 PM May 10th via Tweetbot for iOS
  11. @PurpleReyn A small victory! This is how you Win! vimeo.com/173714 1:41 PM May 9th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to PurpleReyn
  12. An entire office where people are walking around singing "You put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away" and it's entirely my fault 1:22 PM May 9th via Tweetbot for iOS
  13. I absolutely loved you in the disclaimer! 12:40 PM May 8th via Tweetbot for iOS
  14. Hi, someone has been saying something really bad about you! Look: "lamest asshole choice of password EVER!" 12:30 PM May 8th via Tweetbot for iOS
  15. On my way to photography class, the place where the saying is true! Pics or it didn't happen! 9:27 AM May 8th via Tweetbot for iOS
  16. The rational thing to do when you hurt yourself on a stationary inanimate object is to beat the shit out of it and teach it about real pain! 3:17 PM May 6th via Tweetbot for iOS
  17. "Twitter, our place on the Internet: Followed be thy name." 2:10 PM May 6th via Tweetbot for iOS
  18. The problem when having a philosophical discussion with my dog is that we never get past arguing the semantics. 1:59 PM May 6th via Tweetbot for iOS