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A tool: Something a real plumber would use and something "Joe The Plumber" is. Use: "Can an actual plumber smack that tool with a tool?"9 minutes agovia Facebook
Obama raffles off dinner with him to solicit donations. Mitt offers up Trump. Says a lot Mitt can't be first prize in his own contest...about 17 hours agovia Facebook
Dear Sherriff Joe: Looking fwd to your failed witch hunt and your date w/public scrutiny. Will you cry? I hope so, you soulless ass.10:00 PM May 22ndvia Facebook
Hawaii shuts up another birther assclown, the Arizona Secretary of State. Can you racist tools crawl back under your rock now?9:55 PM May 22ndvia Facebook
Did I just lose four followers talking positively about gay super heroes? This looks like a job for "Good bye and good riddance!"2:43 PM May 22ndvia web