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marleydisalvo

  1. I give up Its obviously going to be a shitty day when you spill coffee this early in the morning about 4 hours ago via txt
  2. @molcurls I suggest an attitude adjustment about 4 hours ago via txt
  3. i think i am a reincarnated cactus because they are prickly and dry much like myself about 13 hours ago via web
  4. @maryTrep I'm crying about 19 hours ago via txt
  5. @maryTrep ugh in free people about 19 hours ago via txt
  6. Checking out books on philosophy to appear intelligent about 22 hours ago via txt
  7. Either I'm schizophrenic or some kid has the head of a horse about 22 hours ago via txt
  8. Looking at the cops in the parking lot wondering if they're happy with the life decisions they've made that lead them to this career 3:53 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  9. @maryTrep omfg whose nipple is that 6:24 PM May 22nd via web in reply to maryTrep
  10. when i grow up im going to move to the desert and you will never see me again muahaha 1:48 PM May 22nd via web
  11. I'm gonna steal the declaration of independence 4:14 AM May 22nd via txt
  12. I always end up at buffalo wild wings 3:51 PM May 21st via txt
  13. Stop taking yourself so fuckin seriously ugh 4:50 PM May 20th via txt
  14. You're so lucky your parents don't give a shit about you 1:29 PM May 18th via txt
  15. Ice cube tryna act like samuel l jackson it ain't workin 12:46 PM May 18th via txt
  16. @molcurls I'm always a bitchass 9:55 AM May 18th via txt
  17. @molcurls I'm "dYIN" 2 kno 9:45 AM May 18th via txt
  18. @molcurls ok I really did think it was about me but I figured you were kidding whew close call 9:43 AM May 18th via txt