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Ma2th3w

  1. @Manda_Sparkles I have a no day weekend so... :(
  2. Such good sleep.
  3. @SamWagg @tyler2208 infant.
  4. @SamWagg @tyler2208 What? Im the only one?
  5. @asleepfeet yeah well, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger - Brent/Kelly Clarkson
  6. Someone just called me, sorry, don't know your number so I'm not gonna answer.
  7. Okay, so my paycheck wasn't SO bad.
  8. @tyler2208 no! We treat YOU. It's to celebrate, you pay for nothing. And drinks are a must.
  9. Spine... They are gonna go in and remove the tumor. Scary stuff. He's being brave, or putting on a good face.
  10. Wow. They are gonna move fast with my dad next week, hopefully I'll be able to get off work if I need to. They are gonna do surgery on his
  11. You had a good night when... RT @JoesDaily: Woke up with a penis drawing on my arm. Thanks @jamiegaul instagr.am/p/LA8b5rPrBM/
  12. @tyler2208 boy let's get dinner and drinks to celebrate then!
  13. @THEjennywoods 3-11
  14. First thing that happened when I woke up was getting yelled at for getting home at 1:30. -sigh-
  15. YOU EAT CARBS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
  16. @cestPARKER okie doke!
  17. @cestPARKER first room in the corner.
  18. @cestPARKER yes
  19. @boonelostie8 I was going through out title art at work and came across like 5 of these. lockerz.com/s/211354169
  20. ILT and Safety and Security meeting today. Not too thrilled to be sitting and listening to shit all day long.