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luke_morton

  1. @JonathanEx Part of the 'meh' generation.
  2. @miss_jennjenn Rock and roll.
  3. @robmcauslan I actually laughed. Well done, sir.
  4. I wonder whether hipsters love or hate Marmite...
  5. Looks like the pre-ATP drinking is going to start in under an hour. I'm so metal.
  6. @SlamDunkMusic Slayer then Slam Dunk South. Bring it on.
  7. #ff @TopButton_Digi @AshMeikle @ireadfaux @BeckyAndTheJets @emgreatorex @StephLKnight @bringthenoiseuk
  8. Happy Towel Day everyone!
  9. @Wriggy I look forward to it.
  10. @Wriggy It wipes the floor with some of your recent material. Poor form.
  11. Received a phone call off the other half to tell me this joke: How do you arrange a space party? You planet!
  12. @miss_jennjenn I'll be getting my mosh out with a pint in hand.
  13. @miss_jennjenn Wooooooooooooooooooo!
  14. @robmcauslan I know :(
  15. So...who's going to be at Slayer tomorrow?
  16. @jenthomasjourno A year long placement at a magazine based on a few days experience? Fucking hell.
  17. @jenthomasjourno That's slightly better I suppose.
  18. Call me old fashioned, but I'd rather see actual K! journalists at work. #theexclusives
  19. @robbieflash Don't blame you. This is atrocious.
  20. I worked my bollocks off for three years at uni whilst writing for upteen blogs to get my first journalism job. Fuck these kids on TV.