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That cheese wheel from the Cheez-It commercial is a real asshole.11:33 AM May 20thvia web
Gonna see if Mom can pull herself out of her Wild Turkey induced stupor long enough for me to take her to brunch at White Castle on Sunday8:45 PM May 11thvia web
The redhead in the Wendys commercials looks like the result of Jennifer Love Hewitt and Alyson Hannigan fucking. Just like in my dreams.5:37 PM May 8thvia web
Avengers was awesome. Though I find it a little hard to believe that it's based on a true story.1:24 AM May 4thvia web
Off to see The Avengers. Got my Thor helmet and a fanny pack full of loose Milk Duds.8:07 PM May 3rdvia web
I have a headline ready to go for the box office report the weekend Avengers is released. "Audiences assemble for The Avengers". Nice.8:43 PM Apr 16thvia web
Awkward-adj, when you see your ex-girlfriend for the first time since you broke up, and your not the only guy in the room who's fucked her.6:05 PM Feb 25thvia Twitter for iPhone
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