jessicacabot
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@ I feel weird that I seemingly encouraged someone to read my blog. Anyway I overshare a lot. Enjoy, or don't! Just don't tell me
about 8 hours ago
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@ if you google me you can find my blog which is all about my favorite thing, me. (don't read my blog.)
about 8 hours ago
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@ I don't know how to do anything else.
about 8 hours ago
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Gave my dog a bath and force fed her a pill and she still loves me! This is the best relationship I've ever been in.
about 9 hours ago
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Just discussing the logistics of the inevitable deaths of our pets with @.
about 14 hours ago
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I do not want to have to stand or do things and I mean it this time!
about 14 hours ago
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The inside of my mouth just tasted like how my great-grandmother's house smells for a second.
about 17 hours ago
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It's been a while since a young gentleman negged me.
about 17 hours ago
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Oh! A fun social gathering with a lot of people we all know? Probably not.
about 19 hours ago
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Like The Hulk, I need to learn to control my anger issues towards America's banking system and not deal with it via substance abuse.
about 20 hours ago
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I lost a follower. THAT'S INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
about 21 hours ago
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Jesus Christ, I'm so fucking sassy.
about 21 hours ago
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"Why is the couch leaving us?" I asked. No one answered.
about 22 hours ago
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Ending up with John Stamos for the rest of my life would be weird.
9:05 PM May 23rd
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If you include the ones I never told, I've loved, like, a bunch of people.
7:32 PM May 23rd
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Just when I thought this day couldn't get any shittier my family calls to tell me they got me a vacuum for my birthday.
6:49 PM May 23rd
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Anyone have any good gossip about me behind my back? I won't tell me.
4:34 PM May 23rd
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Hey, girl who interjects to aggressively tell me the guy who started talking to me 2 seconds ago is her boyfriend, I'm happy for you guys!
4:03 PM May 23rd
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RT if you want to come play Power Rangers with me
1:41 PM May 23rd
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"You have no credit history," she said. "Yeah, well, I don't really understand this whole financial money stuff," I tweeted in front of her.
12:13 PM May 23rd
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