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jessicacabot

  1. @joseph_ocon I feel weird that I seemingly encouraged someone to read my blog. Anyway I overshare a lot. Enjoy, or don't! Just don't tell me
  2. @joseph_ocon if you google me you can find my blog which is all about my favorite thing, me. (don't read my blog.)
  3. @joseph_ocon I don't know how to do anything else.
  4. Gave my dog a bath and force fed her a pill and she still loves me! This is the best relationship I've ever been in.
  5. Just discussing the logistics of the inevitable deaths of our pets with @TomHanksIsHot.
  6. I do not want to have to stand or do things and I mean it this time!
  7. The inside of my mouth just tasted like how my great-grandmother's house smells for a second.
  8. It's been a while since a young gentleman negged me.
  9. Oh! A fun social gathering with a lot of people we all know? Probably not.
  10. Like The Hulk, I need to learn to control my anger issues towards America's banking system and not deal with it via substance abuse.
  11. I lost a follower. THAT'S INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  12. Jesus Christ, I'm so fucking sassy.
  13. "Why is the couch leaving us?" I asked. No one answered.
  14. Ending up with John Stamos for the rest of my life would be weird.
  15. Just when I thought this day couldn't get any shittier my family calls to tell me they got me a vacuum for my birthday.
  16. Anyone have any good gossip about me behind my back? I won't tell me.
  17. Hey, girl who interjects to aggressively tell me the guy who started talking to me 2 seconds ago is her boyfriend, I'm happy for you guys!
  18. "You have no credit history," she said. "Yeah, well, I don't really understand this whole financial money stuff," I tweeted in front of her.