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Jakethis

@matthewworkman Murder is one of those things that either you can do it or sing about it but if you try to do both you’re in trouble. about 11 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to matthewworkman
I’ve been working on my murder ballad. about 11 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
“@TheAuthorGuy: I can't wait to try the new Robot Sushi Place: reuters.com/article/2012/0…” Tunaminator? 10:39 AM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS
@PFTompkins When I ran in to you in March I had not heard your podcast. Now I have heard all episodes. Couldn't stop. Really great! 10:34 AM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS
Askbotboy @Jakethis Been there many times- its always a blast! Note: skip dinner if you can, magicians are terrible chefs! 7:04 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Jakethis Retweeted by Jakethis
Magic Castle was fun last night. My friend Derek Hughes was on and always amazing. The food was not magic. Hard to make it disappear! Ta da 8:29 AM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS
I'm heading to the Magic Castle for the first time ever! Trying to find out how to get into Hogwarts for my kid. 6:18 PM May 21st via Tweetbot for iOS
I can't even understand what is happening on my own Facebook page or why but good luck with that stock. 10:12 AM May 19th via Tweetbot for iOS
@joseph_brandon I don't do a lot of headline shows in LA but I am doing one show down at the Comedy Magic Club in Hermosa on June 6. 9:31 AM May 19th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to joseph_brandon
The lineup twitter.com/Jakethis/statu… 8:16 PM May 18th via Tweetbot for iOS
“@pattonoswalt: It is ridiculous that @blainecapatch doesn't have one million followers. What's wrong with you people?” I'm in. 5:06 PM May 18th via Tweetbot for iOS
I will be down in Hermosa Beach tonight doing a small part in a big show at the Comedy Magic club. I love to talk. 4:49 PM May 18th via Tweetbot for iOS
If you go to jakethis.com you can listen to the latest episode of my podcast now or you can wait. I am trying people. That's 11:15 AM May 18th via web
@kumailn I mean it's a common fear when having a child. I wake up often wondering if today is the day my kid will kill me. 8:58 AM May 17th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to kumailn
@kumailn These tweets about child psychopaths are making me wonder if your wife is pregnant. 8:54 AM May 17th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to kumailn
RIP. Chuck Brown. Play some of his music. "Chuck baby don't give a fuck" but bust loose today anyway just to make yourself feel good. 8:50 AM May 17th via Tweetbot for iOS
I think I'm gonna start wearing my cowboy boots without socks. Thats what you do right? Lawless. Funky. 3:24 PM May 16th via Tweetbot for iOS
"He is armed but not a threat to anyone but himself." Is that complimentary or derogatory? 9:58 AM May 15th via Tweetbot for iOS
MrGeorgeWallace In my mind the court reporter and the bailiff are always dating. 2:06 PM May 11th via web Retweeted by Jakethis and 52 others
dineatlucy Priority seating to @jakethis tonight when you @dineatlucy before the show!! ow.ly/aKHYQ 8:05 AM May 11th via HootSuite Retweeted by Jakethis