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Jakethis

  1. @matthewworkman Murder is one of those things that either you can do it or sing about it but if you try to do both you’re in trouble.
  2. I’ve been working on my murder ballad.
  3. “@TheAuthorGuy: I can't wait to try the new Robot Sushi Place: reuters.com/article/2012/0…” Tunaminator?
  4. @PFTompkins When I ran in to you in March I had not heard your podcast. Now I have heard all episodes. Couldn't stop. Really great!
  5. Magic Castle was fun last night. My friend Derek Hughes was on and always amazing. The food was not magic. Hard to make it disappear! Ta da
  6. I'm heading to the Magic Castle for the first time ever! Trying to find out how to get into Hogwarts for my kid.
  7. I can't even understand what is happening on my own Facebook page or why but good luck with that stock.
  8. @joseph_brandon I don't do a lot of headline shows in LA but I am doing one show down at the Comedy Magic Club in Hermosa on June 6.
  9. The lineup twitter.com/Jakethis/statu…
  10. “@pattonoswalt: It is ridiculous that @blainecapatch doesn't have one million followers. What's wrong with you people?” I'm in.
  11. I will be down in Hermosa Beach tonight doing a small part in a big show at the Comedy Magic club. I love to talk.
  12. If you go to jakethis.com you can listen to the latest episode of my podcast now or you can wait. I am trying people. That's
  13. @kumailn I mean it's a common fear when having a child. I wake up often wondering if today is the day my kid will kill me.
  14. @kumailn These tweets about child psychopaths are making me wonder if your wife is pregnant.
  15. RIP. Chuck Brown. Play some of his music. "Chuck baby don't give a fuck" but bust loose today anyway just to make yourself feel good.
  16. I think I'm gonna start wearing my cowboy boots without socks. Thats what you do right? Lawless. Funky.
  17. "He is armed but not a threat to anyone but himself." Is that complimentary or derogatory?