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ianberriman

  1. @Jon_cybernet It's disposable?! Does it unscrew?
  2. @Jon_cybernet (I await the photos)
  3. @Jon_cybernet BTW, just emailed you re: screening, please check yr email as URGENT. ta!
  4. @Jon_cybernet Don't worry, I'll pretend it's an extreme close up of something filthy.
  5. @Jon_cybernet Well I didn't want to be too forward, but if you're offering...
  6. @Jon_cybernet And preferably diagrams.
  7. @Jon_cybernet KISSING, EH? Excellent. I shall expect further blogs as you proceed to second and third base.
  8. LADIES. If I were you, I'm not sure I'd feel comfortable having Nad's on my face. twitpic.com/9omokf
  9. Six-time bank robber. But he was courteous and apologetic! That's SFX readers for you: classy.
  10. Hmm, got a letter from someone in jail in the States... Should I google his crime?
  11. The Olympic Torch Relay would be a lot more exciting if you knew the entire event has to be cancelled if anyone drops it.
  12. @GigerPunk I wish I'd known, I'd have taken a banner...
  13. @GigerPunk SO annoying.
  14. @PJBuckingham Can't help suspecting Allams might prefer not to have Barmby's best friend in the dressing room?
  15. And Samsung and Coca Cola can fuck right off too. #olympictorch
  16. Surely the Olympic torch bearer should run, not walk? Rubbish.
  17. @kakapojayne You know EXACTLY the same thing just happened to Dara O'Briain, right?
  18. Well, I didn't expect to see Chloe Sevigny's cock this evening. #hitandmiss