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funnyinvegas

@stephdianna Thanks for doing the heavy-lifting. about 15 hours ago via web in reply to stephdianna
@stephdianna We still splitting - you, me and Rooster - 40/40/20. about 16 hours ago via web in reply to stephdianna
@stephdianna Another night in the streets???? about 16 hours ago via web in reply to stephdianna
@Catleejazz OMG - I just ran across a pack, unopened, as well! about 16 hours ago via web in reply to Catleejazz
@MeenGreene Mayor of Cougartown - ME-OWWWW!! about 16 hours ago via web in reply to MeenGreene
Heyyyy! Old school... twitter.com/funnyinvegas/s… about 16 hours ago via web
@Catleejazz @kimsmithtogo Nice - "My lactose free milkshake brings all the boyz to the yard..." Hmm... about 17 hours ago via web in reply to Catleejazz
LOLGOP Day 1 of the Romney Presidency: Cut the deficit by starting a $1 trillion war with Iran then dinner with Trump. about 17 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by funnyinvegas and 29 others
@kimsmithtogo Love. That. Song! about 17 hours ago via web in reply to kimsmithtogo
Oh yeah - fries always come with this shake! about 17 hours ago via web
WilliamNV Out on the old Kit Carson trail where the desert meets the hills, I don't see how you could get a 1000 thrills there. Couple dozen, tops. 7:44 PM May 23rd via TweetCaster for WP7 Retweeted by funnyinvegas
NinaRVegas @MastroD @jamieioos @MrsRichelleRice @gmannews LOVE that the gang's all here on Twitter! So good to hear from you guys! #TwitterRocks 4:30 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck Retweeted by funnyinvegas
BREAKING: Recent studies say anyone who drinks coffee, uses a cellphone, and breathes, is going to die. #sweeps @MattMayhood @bagailey10 4:30 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
Never cut your bangs after three glasses of wine. 8:00 AM May 23rd via web
tedpretty That smell of smoke from a controlled burn that is now out-of-control. It started at 2PM yesterday 60 miles SE of Reno. Only 10% contained. 6:06 AM May 23rd via web Retweeted by funnyinvegas
Saw a little girl playing Jacks. As an adult I don't know if I can spread my legs that wide, for that long. #hopeful 5:41 AM May 23rd via web
Happy World Goth Day. At some point today expect your teenager to say, "You're the worst parents EVER" in celebration. 8:17 AM May 22nd via web
@BeyondBooth I'm not working this Friday but @sincitycomedy the best for bachelorette parties! Had one in this past Saturday - Wild fun!!! 6:13 AM May 22nd via web in reply to BeyondBooth
@stephdianna I'd watch over Kardashians AND Ice Road Truckers! 5:56 AM May 22nd via web in reply to stephdianna
@stephdianna Ya think?! Poor guy, just wanted to end it - now broken ribs, collapsed lung, hospital bills... Oy to the vey! 5:49 AM May 22nd via web in reply to stephdianna