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DrSamuelJohnson

  1. @JackofKent @paulbailey @MsLupin @wildscrutineer Good Day unto you. I am indeed real, evidenc'd by my Usage of the truthiest Medium: TWITTER
  2. Bravo for World Goth Day, an Event etch'd in many hearts, but mainly etch'd on the Fore-Arms of whey-fac'd self-harming STUDENTS
  3. Monsieur Franck RIBERY does play at the Champions' League Final, fresh from his Appearance as an Archer at the Battle of Crecy
  4. Bravo for Mister SHRIGLEY and his Fonts / @Andy_Leek get it here: bit.ly/HKJf4V
  5. Wall Street is ablaze with wondrous News that Mister ZUCKERBERG does sell the Workings of Men's SOULS for $38 a Share #SouthSeaBubble
  6. Politickal Dispatch from the American Colony, where Mister ROMNEY does court the Country Club & Mister OBAMA does court the GLEE Club
  7. Lovable Liverpudlian Master Joey BARTON does upend a Cartload of Manure 'pon the Doorsteps of Messrs LINEKER & SHEARER / @Joey7Barton
  8. Fifty Shade Of Grey (n.) Infamous Screed that does glorify the Chastisement of Women & the Enrichment of PUBLISHERS
  9. In today's Foot-Ball, Master Joseph BARTON possess'd by the DEVIL, while a Fox lies atop the head of Togolese Wizard Mister ADEBAYOR
  10. LOL (n., vb.) abbreviated Missive from Mister David CAMERON to express both his Love for Mrs BROOKS & the Nation's Laughter at HIM
  11. Alarm'd at the Plaintiff's Deposition 'gainst Mister John TRAVOLTA, I shall no longer advertise my Services as a Masseur-Lexicographer
  12. Whitesnake (n.) Mister David COVERDALE'S inquisitive Serpent, oft vex'd by the Question of whether this is LOVE #DrJSoftRock
  13. @GreasyLake I believe that he penn'd a Ballad mourning the theatrickal passing of Mister Thomas HANKS in that City
  14. @southsouth Have you reach'd the Page telling of my Dalliances with Sinitta & Miss Dannii MINOGUE?
  15. Philadelphia (n.) colonial Conurbation fam'd for Mister SPRINGSTEEN'S Ballad telling of Mister Benj. FRANKLIN'S Invention of cream'd Cheese