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Darenzia

I like how my first tweet in months was basically a fart joke. Clearly, things haven't changed much... 7:49 PM Apr 27th via Twitter for iPhone
At the Farmer's Market/The Grove. Guess they were forewarned of my arrival... twitter.com/Darenzia/statu… 6:17 PM Apr 27th via Camera on iOS
@invispace You do realize those were the first words uttered on the '04 Battlestar pilot? 6:01 PM Mar 14th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to invispace
@invispace VERY MUCH SO. I'm trying to cultivate an "air of mystery"-I realize I've just set myself up for your patented flatulence ridicule 5:45 PM Mar 14th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to invispace
EllenStagg . @Darenzia wearing nothing but little bits of red staggstreet.com/post.html?view… 2:13 PM Mar 14th via web Retweeted by Darenzia
Just saw "4G" on my AT&T iPhone for the first time ever and I kinda don't actually believe it since reception in LA is always total balls... 9:48 AM Mar 11th via Twitter for iPhone
Meeting up with @clintcatalyst & am pleased to find that my iPhone automatically finished spelling out "faggalicious" for me in a text... 3:29 PM Mar 9th via Twitter for iPhone
@RamziAbed good to run into you too! 12:28 AM Feb 4th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RamziAbed
@SinnamonLove Next time you're at Brooklyn Bowl, if you see my very missed trainer Khari on security, give him a hello from me! 10:50 PM Feb 2nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SinnamonLove
Good to see my girls @MarloMarquise & @clintcatalyst yesterday! Hahaha Xoxo 10:45 PM Feb 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
Yer my speshul girl! “@MarloMarquise: New black satin bow studded Bebe heels thanks to the wife @darenzia instagr.am/p/nD7dJ/” 7:12 PM Feb 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
This sign made my day in sooooo many ways...Haha twitter.com/Darenzia/statu… 3:03 PM Jan 27th via Photos on iOS
@MattHoltzclaw Miss you and @rachelplotkin as well! Xoxo 3:01 PM Jan 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MattHoltzclaw
It was awesome seeing all you guys last night! Xoxo @SantosCooks @marlomarquise @cynthia_conte @nikkibenz 3:00 PM Jan 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SantosCooks
Dinner tonight with F, the wife @MarloMarquise, @SantosCooks in from NYC, his girl @cynthia_conte & @nikkibenz! So stoked...! 6:49 PM Jan 26th via Twitter for iPhone
@drivenbyboredom Hi Igor! Welcome to LA. I'm working on a film and a few projects right now so I'm not shooting any other stuff, sorry! 7:45 PM Jan 16th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to drivenbyboredom
@TommyRocket That was actually something @marlomarquise posted ;) 7:42 PM Jan 16th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TommyRocket
Ppl in Hollywood seem to get really weirded by someone sitting in a convertible parked halfway in someone's driveway blasting Pink Floyd... 7:41 PM Jan 16th via Twitter for iPhone
Know what's kinda creepy? Sending "@" replies to tweets made over a year ago. I average like 10K tweets/year so that's a lot of scrolling... 7:28 PM Jan 16th via Twitter for iPhone
Pretty sure I just saw Vince Neil driving a blue Corvette on Laurel Canyon. #yepiminLAallright 3:48 PM Jan 13th via Twitter for iPhone

Name Darenzia
Location Malibu, CA
Web http://darenziael...
Bio Illusory Frenetic Cunning Sophomoric I toe the line b/w smug intellectualism & tedious self-deprecation w/a dash of hypocrisy. Sarcasm is paramount! Also, tits!