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DaniModisett

  1. FB homepage reads like Xmas letters now, full of greatest hits. Here's to all high achievers. Me? I've been mostly cooking and f$&king.
  2. Fifty Shades of Fear huff.to/JVXVhp via @HuffPostParents. Women defensive re "Shades of Grey"! Happy w/ all kids, boys easier now!
  3. gearing up to write by 50 Shades of Rage article. need a stiff drink or, in keeping with the theme, I guess a stiff c(*k. Blech.
  4. That twitter hack hit a nerve, huh? But this is legit, May 10th fundraiser for Community Magnet Charter School. Afterbirth at M Bar.
  5. Just got hacked. New way to be tense. Have 2 solve this. Apologies.
  6. LA Bookfest here I come. USC, 2:30 today. Do I Need A Facelift? No no no Does This Book Make Me Look Fat? Do I need a boob job? Highlights?
  7. Soloway, Markoe & Modisett promise to talk about how fat we feel as writers. Sunday 2:30 pm, USC, Program Schedule events.latimes.com/festivalofbook…
  8. Los Angeles Times Festival of Books this Sunday, 2:30, w/Merrill Markoe, Jill Soloway $ me! events.latimes.com/festivalofbook… via @thetastela.
  9. Dear Mom, Boys & Buster the Pug, enough with the April Fool's Day farts. I'm dying.
  10. Despite the pink eye, still basking in the glow of Afterbirth Sat. AWESOME show. Sold out, laughter, tears, food and drink. Best of times...
  11. SRO tonight. Got an adrenaline thing going for this Afterbirth. Crazy brave stories that hopefully u'll get to hear on line soon!
  12. Apparently I'm still "gearing up" from Monday tweet. Lame. But at least I'm not Mike Daisey. Have thought that more than once recently.
  13. Gearing up for Afterbirth Sat. Hope Disney doesn't mind the ball shaving story we're opening with. I know u won't, laughing til it hurts.
  14. Gearing up for Afterbirth this Saturday nite. Joel Murray joined the cast and Disney will be shooting it. Coming to website nr you soon!
  15. @sharon_houston is one of her eye-brows higher than the other? 'Cause it was in that dolphin movie. Nuts!
  16. Joel Murray, The Artist and Mad Men, just joined 3/24 cast of Afterbirth. If u've ever wanted to see Afterbirth, this is the one to go to.
  17. My 8 yr old just gave me a tour of Amoeba Records. Nothing witty, just the absurd passage of time
  18. My 8 yr old told me the quality of food in the house has really slipped this week. Foolish boy. It hasn't. I just ate all the good stuff.
  19. Comic Sam Brown fighting Big C. At Cedar's today he was pissed abt something, business as usual! If prayer is ur thing, he'll take it.
  20. Shot a web series pilot today playing a depressed Mom trying stand up comedy. Took me minutes to prepare.