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chrisburek

  1. @mookalina Dear Emilia: you are the apple of my brown eye(s)
  2. Not.
  3. The only possible explanation for this glorious sunny day is #God. All praise #Yahweh
  4. Like father like daughter #craftbeer twitter.com/chrisburek/sta…
  5. @beeburek Wait. What? Who's dad?
  6. Sat night fights with @TinyDanza drinking @Greatlakesbeer waiting for @s_vargas_ and @LocoPugilist
  7. Dear grouting: I despise you.
  8. Oh shit I'm at Rise Against with the @mookalina taking one for the team twitter.com/chrisburek/sta…
  9. Dear ceramic tiling: I loathe you
  10. Dear drywall dust: I loathe you. So does Kitcat.
  11. A bottle of @MuskokaBrewery Spring Oddity just exploded all over my face while loading into my trunk. At least my car smells very Belgiumy..
  12. nice tux twitter.com/chrisburek/sta…
  13. coolest effing infographic ever newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/2012/04/17/mag…
  14. @mookalina that's very handsome photo you posted on Friday
  15. 10 Bitter Years
  16. Thank you for invading me last night Lobster rolls.
  17. Celebratory cubano @TorontoFederal with @TinyDanza today. Om nom nom
  18. Damn you thinset
  19. Dear @TinyDanza @brockmclaughlin I enjoy riding your coat tails.