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bwarethewater

  1. First my grandma tried to Tebow. Now, "oh let's go to Gabriel's Liquor they have tit-o's." #AlonzoLife
  2. My little pen pal was sad he didn't write back last time & thought I would be mad; asked if I "forqiv" him. twitter.com/bwarethewater/…
  3. Mike Brown should be polishing up the resume and LinkedIn account again. #nba #TNT
  4. Don't hate. Homeslice Pizza #austin instagr.am/p/K1HpAyHxcN/
  5. Homeslice Pizza #austin instagr.am/p/K1Hf6FHxcF/
  6. Handlebar #austin instagr.am/p/KzKIOIHxQ_/
  7. 100% Acai berry wine. It's damn good. I'm impressed instagr.am/p/KyXO0VnxYw/
  8. My coworkers thought I was laughing at their joke...nope I was reading @TNG_S8's tweets. @TNG_S8 needs an animated series.
  9. I wonder how many ppl thought they were going to get rich today by buying facebook stock...when it only gained 23 CENTS
  10. @jimrome 3 words about Sonnen's call: THAT.WAS.INCREDIBLE. I don't even like that guy either.
  11. nomoreredeyes.tumblr.com RT RT RT
  12. I need 2 start a tumblr that posts pix of people who have used the red eye remover on their pictures only to turn their whole eye black
  13. I'm pretty sure this @nbccommunity episode sums up my whole childhood of gaming. #mariobros #zelda #nintendo
  14. I hope the Pop Etc album is more like "Keep it for your own" than "Live it Up"
  15. who's next, Tommy Lee? oh wait... RT @ComplexMag Paris Hilton is a DJ now. Like, a real DJ.
  16. Jammin to the sounds of Los Number 3 Dinner's this morning #themix #sanantonio #garagerock #surfrock instagr.am/p/KpqcUyHxfR/
  17. @MarciGut yeah I just found them today! Here's the blog I follow: turntablekitchen.com