ashman01
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Mirrors don't lie. Lucky for you, they can't laugh either.
8:30 PM Feb 25th
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It's funny how... The one person you'd take a bullet for tends to always be the one behind the gun.
6:00 AM Feb 18th
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When alcohol is consumed,
whatever is in the mind comes out..So i suggest all students to drink n write the exams..!
3:53 AM Feb 16th
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Men are the best cooks Because with 2 eggs, 1 sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a girl's tummy for 9 months.
6:43 PM Feb 13th
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All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.♥
11:31 PM Feb 1st
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Sorry, I can't hangout. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish died. It was tragic..
4:35 PM Jan 30th
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That awkward moment when you don’t know how to continue the conversation..... e__e
10:30 AM Jan 25th
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"I'm not Addicted to Texting,I'm Addicted to the Person that I am Texting."
1:28 AM Jan 23rd
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If you are wearing a White shirt or driving a White car, you are more likely to get pooped by birds.
3:11 PM Jan 16th
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11:27 PM Jan 14th
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I tweet so much, I tweet 25/8 while others tweet 24/7.
10:17 PM Jan 4th
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Bitch, You’re as useless as the "ay” in “okay”.
10:13 PM Dec 28th, 2011
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That awkward moment when you think about the person who discovered milk. WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH THAT COW ?!
5:08 PM Dec 23rd, 2011
via web
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"I wasn't drunk!" "Dude, a thief stole your tv and you ran after him, screaming YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!"
10:14 AM Dec 19th, 2011
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If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit end on a call, we would have no friends.
4:55 AM Dec 19th, 2011
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When your ex says,"You'll never find anyone like me." Reply with, "That's the point dumbass"
6:30 PM Dec 18th, 2011
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8:30 AM Dec 19th, 2011
via Mobile Web
in reply to FreddyAmazin
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the day is near
12:46 PM Dec 2nd, 2011
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