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TurtleIsAwkward

  1. @mikeschramm He's a rad dude, I interviewed him a few years ago. about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to mikeschramm
  2. I WILL FUCKING ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN!!! RT @JesV: The Expendables 2 fan trailer. Fuck. Yes. Thanks @dezastr0. bit.ly/LtwY11 about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck
  3. @sinbadbad Indeed sir! and Thank you! about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to sinbadbad
  4. @Kootra Next time im in CO im partying at the Creatures pad! about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Kootra
  5. @M_E_Winstead @edgarwright @ChrisEvans Oh man, this made my day! about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to M_E_Winstead
  6. @sinbadbad you should be asking about the @lakings fans! about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to sinbadbad
  7. @Stixzadinia I need to get you guys in the @Machinima_com offices! about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Stixzadinia
  8. .@rickyftw bit.ly/KkYro8 about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck
  9. @ztrip Lucky duck! about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to ztrip
  10. @MioFF @rickyftw I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but Diablo 3 weapon stats problems ain't one... about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to MioFF
  11. @DejayMattyD Bwahahahaha! about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to DejayMattyD
  12. @rickyftw Looks like @MioFF is less than enthusiastic about your badge there ricky. about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to rickyftw
  13. @M_Kali Don't tell me such good things! Im trying not to spend money! about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to M_Kali
  14. No more #BetterWorks My life is suddenly incomplete.... Why lord why? about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
  15. New mix! This one is a keeper (all of them are!) ♫ A Foggy Like Dream... spoti.fi/KXt027 #Spotify about 8 hours ago via Spotify
  16. I want this.... like right now! bit.ly/LtFpg7 about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
  17. I have watched all 11 seasons of #Frasier I am happy to say it is time to move on to a new show. Hmmm....What shall it be. about 21 hours ago via TweetDeck
  18. I sometimes wonder goes through some peoples head when they tweet. 4:58 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck