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TheStevenWeber

  1. Breading a placenta with the cremains of a recently deceased grandparent brings hippies full circle.
  2. @misspyle Missed you at poker the other night!
  3. In case you missed it: Part 1 youtube.com/watch?v=twK71t… and Part 2 youtube.com/watch?v=m5BQTs… WHAT THE WORLD'S BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!
  4. You'd think with all the problems Greece is having, the price of Melina Mercouri records would drop.
  5. @isOFFtheLINE Again, read what AIPAC says...
  6. @FreshKnowsFresh No.
  7. It's time to reclaim the word "asshole" from ignominy, because without them we'd be full of shit!
  8. I love this bloke: jamescarrington.com/album/the-drea…
  9. youtube.com/watch?v=5ebC8_…
  10. I've been hacked by @MeChelleMaaBell, a fake account claiming I'm disgusting.
  11. In the spirit of international harmony, I'm going to combine bukkake and chop suey.
  12. My transition from unitard to nudity was seamless.
  13. @imranwsheikh ...mother...?
  14. @imranwsheikh No, no: JEWS put Jews in sidekick roles in 90s sitcoms. Get your revisionist history straight, hippie.
  15. @DaniellaMonet How was the last FOP? I heard some stories from Crocker...
  16. @Rowaenthe @stevehorler I would say that Setve Horler IS a cracker WITH a chip!
  17. Behold @stevehorler -- mega-putz! #moobs #grammartard twitter.com/TheStevenWeber…
  18. One missed opportunity was Tippi Hedren not licensing her name for a migraine medication.