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TheDugoutF365

  1. @F365 & The Dugout's @domcrofts is talking football on Euros Most Shocking Moments, tonight at 10pm on @bbcthree - the lunatic.
  2. Isn't it about time Joey Barton tweeted some poetic nonsense and signed off with #helmet ? AGAIN.
  3. Someone WILL fall off that in a minute. (please be Terry, please be Terry)
  4. Ha ha! Look at George Osborne trying to get in on the celebratory bantz. That guy is seriously un-banterfied.
  5. Shreeves' line of questioning is like that tedious prat we all know that only ever says "You alright? How are you?" ASK THEM SOMETHING ELSE.
  6. Uh oh, Shreeves is starting his interviews. "Ashley , you've just won the Champions League! But remember that your wife left you last year?"
  7. Erm...Why is John Terry in full kit? He's like one of those chav 8 year olds you see in a shopping centre wearing the full get up inc socks?
  8. Right. Neville has actually gone mental now hasn't he? "The 2012. UEFA. FIFA. Stop. FOOTBALL!"
  9. "Drogba - he may never play for Chelsea again!" Yeah, because he's just had his internal organs crushed by the Chelsea squad bundle.
  10. Twitter meltdown in 5...4...3...2...
  11. Neuer scores a pen! Billy Turley tried similar for Oxford against Exeter in Conference in 2007. Hit the post. Slightly different game TBF.
  12. Hang on, this game is also on ITV? Have they cut to the news or the first half of a James Bond film yet?
  13. But don't worry. We're home now. And ready to live tweet. (the penalties of) the Champions League Final.
  14. Christ. Listening to 5Live on an actual radio is a similar experience to decoding enemy communications in WWII. Can't hear a sodding thing.
  15. We were gonna be live tweet the last day of the season, but had to go shoe shopping instead. Just got in, presume nothing much has happened?
  16. City will win, spurs will win and Arsenal will probably flange it right up. Then we can all go home, yeah?
  17. Martin Jol's returning to Spurs too. With Fulham. Who used to be managed by Hughes. Who once played for Chelsea. It all means nothing.
  18. Everyone's talking about Mark Hughes sticking it to his former employers on Sunday & costing them the title. Seriously, is everyone drunk?
  19. Should've sent them the Dugout back catalogue to pipe in.
  20. ESPN being a little ambitious with their NINE HOURS of FA Cup Final build up. They've played a performance by The Enemy six times so far.