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RyansRambles

  1. Movie idea: The Woman In Black Face
  2. When I'm bored, I like to imagine handsome celebrities like George Clooney taking a huge dump.
  3. That song "Raining Men" is horrifying. If it were to actually rain men, the streets would be covered in the bloody corpses of said men.
  4. Well, I finally beat Mass Effect 2. Guess it's time to go out and get a job. Or I could buy Mass Effect 3...
  5. I don't know where all of these new followers are coming from, but I sincerely hope they enjoy reading my tweets about farts and penises.
  6. @FreshGalaxy Yeah, they want to post-convert it to 3D. Because we all love 3D sooooooooo much!
  7. Somebody should tell Paramount that pushing G.I. Joe: Retaliation to 2013 won't make 3D any less lame than it already is. Somebody named me.
  8. My little brother's friends think I'm crazy because I listen to death metal and own the Necronomicon. I have nothing wrong with this.
  9. If there was a contest for Best Sideburns On Earth, I probably wouldn't win it. But I'd definitely compete!
  10. Does anyone else hate that the News has a Twitter? It's kinda like when your parents use the terms OMG and LMAO, except way less endearing.
  11. More like BADtleship! Am I right, you guys?
  12. The best part of "Battleship" was the Hasbro production logo at the beginning of the movie.
  13. DESPERATELY SEEKING EMPLOYMENT, WILL WORK FOR KISSES! (Please RT)
  14. Why is it that insecticide is always in the same aisle as cleaning products in the grocery store? If I were blind, I'd probably be dead.
  15. Fun fact: When I was a child, I would refer to the pais on an Orthodox Jew's head as hair noodles.
  16. My Summer Reading - "Children of the Matrix: How an Interdimensional Race has Controlled the World for Thousands of Years-and Still Does"
  17. There's a drug in Colombia that turns anyone who smells it into a mindless slave. Next time a Colombian asks you to smell something, don't.
  18. Guillermo del Tonguefish #celebrityfish
  19. Guppy Busey #celebrityfish
  20. Koi George #celebrityfish