RyansRambles
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Movie idea: The Woman In Black Face
about 10 hours ago
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When I'm bored, I like to imagine handsome celebrities like George Clooney taking a huge dump.
about 14 hours ago
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That song "Raining Men" is horrifying. If it were to actually rain men, the streets would be covered in the bloody corpses of said men.
about 17 hours ago
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Well, I finally beat Mass Effect 2. Guess it's time to go out and get a job. Or I could buy Mass Effect 3...
11:06 PM May 23rd
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I don't know where all of these new followers are coming from, but I sincerely hope they enjoy reading my tweets about farts and penises.
7:24 PM May 23rd
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@ Yeah, they want to post-convert it to 3D. Because we all love 3D sooooooooo much!
7:18 PM May 23rd
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in reply to FreshGalaxy
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Somebody should tell Paramount that pushing G.I. Joe: Retaliation to 2013 won't make 3D any less lame than it already is. Somebody named me.
7:12 PM May 23rd
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My little brother's friends think I'm crazy because I listen to death metal and own the Necronomicon. I have nothing wrong with this.
2:51 PM May 23rd
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If there was a contest for Best Sideburns On Earth, I probably wouldn't win it. But I'd definitely compete!
10:21 PM May 22nd
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Does anyone else hate that the News has a Twitter? It's kinda like when your parents use the terms OMG and LMAO, except way less endearing.
10:12 PM May 22nd
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More like BADtleship! Am I right, you guys?
10:03 PM May 22nd
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The best part of "Battleship" was the Hasbro production logo at the beginning of the movie.
10:03 PM May 22nd
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DESPERATELY SEEKING EMPLOYMENT, WILL WORK FOR KISSES! (Please RT)
2:00 PM May 22nd
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Why is it that insecticide is always in the same aisle as cleaning products in the grocery store? If I were blind, I'd probably be dead.
1:48 PM May 22nd
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Fun fact: When I was a child, I would refer to the pais on an Orthodox Jew's head as hair noodles.
7:05 PM May 21st
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My Summer Reading - "Children of the Matrix: How an Interdimensional Race has Controlled the World for Thousands of Years-and Still Does"
6:49 PM May 21st
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There's a drug in Colombia that turns anyone who smells it into a mindless slave. Next time a Colombian asks you to smell something, don't.
6:14 PM May 20th
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Guillermo del Tonguefish
4:28 PM May 20th
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Guppy Busey
4:20 PM May 20th
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Koi George
3:48 PM May 20th
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- Location New York City
- Bio Writer/Director/Comedian/Lover
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