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RobMader

  1. So um, @SantaFeBand was crazy fun tonight. Thanks to @EricTewalt @Connman6M @flygirllv and @Avejazzer. Seriously big fun.
  2. @ellepiari Yes. That was in Bryan Head Utah. We had a great time up there.
  3. @batpoet That woman was almost a heartbeat away from the presidency. So irresponsible of McCain. Still hiding in the corner.
  4. @migroddy If I was the one who said that, I would have to let you kick me in the nuts. It's the law. Somewhere, I'm sure.
  5. I'm going to try and get some sleep now. #GameChange has me convinced that Norm will show up and make me forget about Palin.
  6. @hillarykwiatek Tears of relief. Tears of fear. Man, what an idiot. I can't believe they didn't vet her, AND how popular she became!
  7. The most uplifting part of #GameChange is knowing that a young bartender from Cheers can grow up to help choose a Vice President.
  8. If you are wondering why I am crying in the fetal position in the corner of my bedroom, I just saw #GameChange.
  9. It's called a vagina and it's OK to mention it as long as you treat it with respect. @LAZ_Music @migroddy #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithVagina
  10. I want to get high with Pat Robertson. nytimes.com/2012/03/08/us/…
  11. Too tired and sore to ski today. But we did this: yfrog.us/7fjjez
  12. Yeah, the Kirk Cameron stuff is terrible but it sets up his eventual cocaine induced extramarital gay orgy quite nicely. #brightside
  13. @teniralCist Cory, so sorry I couldn't make your wedding. Had to do the family thing. It looked fantastic!
  14. @ElleDell @teniralCist Congratulations Cory and Lisa! So happy for you both! Beautiful couple, beautiful people and a beautiful #teniralWed
  15. Forgot my phone charger but luckily I've found a coat hanger, a matchbook, nitrous oxide and a hamster, so I should be fine.
  16. I gotta hand it to my local car wash, the rainbow was a nice touch. yfrog.us/nleyiz
  17. @Caissie Sometimes my buddies and I will get together and use our medically assisted boners to play a game of pin the tail on the slut.
  18. I hope my sweet slutty lady friends remember #WomensHistoryMonth and #usethe19th. I'll cuddle with each one of you if you want.
  19. It's a bad day to be running social media at @ProFlowers.