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MrBurritoNY

  1. @sssnicklefritz whatchuknoabtBeck?
  2. okay, I just say whatever. Psh.
  3. @MachSoul I've seen it too many times and this is my last pair of clean panties. Can't waste em on Ryan Gosling again.
  4. "I'm not really comfortable with the thought of being anyone's anything."
  5. @Irrationaljay missinfo.tv/index.php/hist…
  6. cnn.com/2012/05/24/tec…
  7. Facebook launched an app called Facebook Camera which is just like Instagram...except for your feed is your FB friends. lamez.
  8. @dbknyc12 haha, nah. Im just a panda.
  9. #iEatAllTheJam
  10. @DreGatsby yeah I know. If I come down with a bad one real soon you already know what got her #shreck
  11. illroots.com/2012/05/24/jus…
  12. gonna have to start using my Eddie Murphy impression to get pussy I see.
  13. aw... so, Rocsi dating Eddie Murphy huh? #pussydepreciated
  14. writing songs are so much easier when they're not for me.