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marcsavard

  1. I don't want my kids to get fat, so I have intervened by eating all the cookies in the cookie jar.
  2. Hey douchebag taking forever to buy the ice coffee; I hope you realize that's just old shitty coffee that they didn't sell yesterday.
  3. Yep! Those are giant! RT “@TanyaLV2: Awwww @marcsavard ... I look like a giant! twitter.com/TanyaLV2/statu…
  4. Quote of the day yesterday from @steveflynnLFC was "Dicks are even ashamed to be associated with that dickhead of a guy". LOL!
  5. @MurraySawChuck likewise. See you on the 4th!
  6. For my show tonight, I am going to do what Nicki Minaj does for costuming; I'm going to let a blind child randomly put it all together.
  7. This is @johnnykats and I with our attorney @MurraySawChuck twitter.com/marcsavard/sta…
  8. FYI, @tomrecinelv is awesome.
  9. @johnnykats @triciamccrone on the red carpet at @TropLV HOTT!! twitter.com/marcsavard/sta…
  10. I'm getting drinks at Laugh Factory @TropLV , where's @lauracroft83 ? It's ironically 12 steps from the door to the bar. Weird.
  11. Heading to Laugh Factory's Red Carpet Grand Opening Tonight at @troplv with Paul Rodriguez headlining!
  12. Excited to see you too! RT “@ItsdarAH: Going to see @marcsavard tonight. #excited.”
  13. I prefer mine laying down in the dark. RT “@tarapalsha: I love a standing O! #ohhhhh!”
  14. I see. Does it swing low? RT “@tarapalsha: Damn. I love that man's cowbell. :)”
  15. Booked wife to NY w/ her girlfriend. Wife: Excited. Kids: Sad. Fearing the fact they get slicked back Steven Segal hair-do's for 4 days.