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I don't want my kids to get fat, so I have intervened by eating all the cookies in the cookie jar.about 14 hours agovia HootSuite
Hey douchebag taking forever to buy the ice coffee; I hope you realize that's just old shitty coffee that they didn't sell yesterday.about 17 hours agovia HootSuite
For my show tonight, I am going to do what Nicki Minaj does for costuming; I'm going to let a blind child randomly put it all together.9:35 PM May 23rdvia HootSuite
Booked wife to NY w/ her girlfriend.
Wife: Excited.
Kids: Sad. Fearing the fact they get slicked back Steven Segal hair-do's for 4 days.6:45 PM May 21stvia HootSuite