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LisaLampanelli

  1. Tara Reid reportedly dating 60-year-old jeweler. They have a lot in common. She’s been in ‘American Pie’. He was in the American Revolution! about 15 hours ago via WhoSay
  2. Sharon Stone nanny sues for calling her “stupid Filipino.” That’s rude & offensive. Who does she think she is -- ME??? about 18 hours ago via WhoSay
  3. Corey Feldman being stalked by 300-lb woman. Thinner, more attractive stalkers busy with more relevant celebs - like Corey Haim! 3:01 PM May 23rd via WhoSay
  4. Dog The Bounty Hunter’ canceled by A&E. That’s too bad. I really enjoyed watching Dog & his Mom catch criminals on tv! 8:01 AM May 23rd via WhoSay
  5. @ClayAiken is amazing, & his charity is straight from his heart! XO RT @judascristo @lisalampanelli I thought that wa… say.ly/zSb3nki 8:45 PM May 22nd via WhoSay
  6. I want @deesnider to adopt you & make me an honorary aunt to his kids! What a family! XO RT @AubreyODay Such a great … say.ly/Ofc3nke 8:43 PM May 22nd via WhoSay
  7. Awww! You are the best! Call me -- and next time, leave a fuckin' message! LOL RT @AubreyODay only reason I made it th… say.ly/mpL3nkb 8:43 PM May 22nd via WhoSay
  8. Pink & Carey Hart mock Chris Brown 4 lip-syncing @ Billboard Awards. How else is he supposed 2 sing, dance & not punch someone at same time? 8:17 AM May 22nd via WhoSay
  9. It was actually $10,000 to Clay. Just sayin' RT @TweetyChica @skinnykiss @LisaLampanelli 5k to Clay WTF pissed me off… say.ly/WSD3mRZ 4:54 AM May 22nd via WhoSay
  10. Clay's charity deserved every penny. He is dedicated, compassionate and real! XO RT @WritersOnStorm Couldn't stand … say.ly/gnb3mRY 4:53 AM May 22nd via WhoSay
  11. Thank you!! Xo RT @hungrytrucker @LisaLampanelli you were awesome on #celebrityapprentice Lisa I wish you won! … say.ly/znM3mRX 4:52 AM May 22nd via WhoSay
  12. Man, would I ever watch that!!! RT @Sternfbsuperfan WE need @robertAbooey on #CelebrityApprentice next year!!! … say.ly/uES3mRW 4:52 AM May 22nd via WhoSay
  13. @adamcarolla may be the coolest man in the world! Helped me get through the finale just with his presence! XO RT … say.ly/OwL3mRV 4:52 AM May 22nd via WhoSay
  14. Thanks, girl!!! XO RT @BrazilianHoneyy @LisaLampanelli lol I fucking love I swear lol. Your tweets are 1 of the reas… say.ly/NaF3mRU 4:51 AM May 22nd via WhoSay
  15. Broadway in the fall or early spring! Stay tuned for details! XO RT @AmyFreeze Well done apprentice @LisaLampanelli w… say.ly/lGD3mRR 4:50 AM May 22nd via WhoSay
  16. The drag queen's name is Mimi Imfurst @MimiImfurst -- she's the best!! RT @alexinfiniti @LisaLampanelli The drag quee… say.ly/FtW3mRQ 4:50 AM May 22nd via WhoSay
  17. Thanks, Mike!!! Yellin' and screamin' for charity. LOLOLOLOL!! RT @highpitchmike @LisaLampanelli montage on Celeb App… say.ly/yAi3mRP 4:49 AM May 22nd via WhoSay
  18. Thank you, Michael! What an honor!!! XO RT @MichaelColyar @LisaLampanelli I am soooo proud of you and all you did at … say.ly/DGx3mRO 4:49 AM May 22nd via WhoSay
  19. Awesome to see you tonight, Dee! You rocked that shit -- an honor to share the stage with you! A dream come true! XO … say.ly/sOW3mRN 4:49 AM May 22nd via WhoSay
  20. Anything for you, Debbie!! BTW you looked amazing!!! XO RT @DebbieGibson Thank u @LisaLampanelli n @AubreyODay n … say.ly/pjb3mRM 4:48 AM May 22nd via WhoSay
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  • Name Lisa Lampanelli
  • Location New York City
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  • Bio Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean, standup comedian, actress, equal opportunity offender, Mrs. Jimmy Big Balls
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