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Jofftastico

  1. @pumpydavies Not a cloud in the sky here
  2. @pumpydavies I'm not. I'm up the mountain with the dog ;) ☀ Work soon though :(
  3. @pumpydavies Too hot. And too busy. I'm gonna do it tomorrow cos I have to wait in anyhoo
  4. Wow. What a scorcher of a day and it's in just gone 9! ☀☀☀☀
  5. Amazing! Well done Chelsea
  6. Well done. This game has it all!!! Chelski to win
  7. Drogba!!!! Come on Chelsea #neutral
  8. Weak
  9. I can see Chelski winning this the longer it goes on
  10. @hayls40724 @pumpydavies Brill. Get us a copy x
  11. We need a new SMTV live
  12. @nuts_official beer & xbox :)
  13. Beer and Max Payne 3 😃
  14. Mid day pint and 16oz Gammon wipes you out. 🍺🐷 #naptime
  15. @pumpydavies @lauraashley__ Slats coming next Wednesday! Earliest they can get them too us! 1 week sleeping on the floor for us. :( Gutted.
  16. @LauraAshley__ Thank you. If your customer support team don't ring back before 5 as promised I'll send an email. I need this resolved ASAP
  17. @pumpydavies @lauraashley__ 10p pence per minute to sort out their mistake also!!!!!! Poor customer service. Really annoying me now
  18. Antibiotics finished. Not drunk for 2 weeks and we are now approaching beer'o'clock #steaming