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Joan_Rivers

  1. Snooki's OB/GYN doesn't want her living in the Jersey Shore house. The baby's surrounded by enough stupidity just by being in her womb.
  2. And here I am with the diva of @DropDeadDiva herself, Brooke Elliott. She was a delight to work with. twitter.com/Joan_Rivers/st…
  3. Had a fabulous day on the set of @DropDeadDiva! What a wonderful cast and crew down in Atlanta! twitter.com/Joan_Rivers/st…
  4. A Chinese conglomerate is buying the AMC cinema chain, so now 1/2 an hour after watching a movie, you'll be hungry for a sequel.
  5. Mark Zuckerberg wed his girlfriend Priscilla Chan, so whenever he mentions his "20 billion", he'll be referring to her side of the family.
  6. You should read this blog by my good friend @amyrosenblumtv. It’s a TRUE insider’s look at the TV business. So smart. bit.ly/ILcCn2
  7. Yesterday 60,000 ultra-Orthodox Jews gathered in a NYC stadium to denounce the evils of the Internet. For more details go to their website.
  8. Met this beautiful-very tall-model from Israel. She calls herself "Jew-raffe"...as in giraffe! Her joke, not mine! twitter.com/Joan_Rivers/st…
  9. In NYC celebrating my good friend Margie's birthday. I hired a gorilla to bring her a cake and sing happy birthday! twitter.com/Joan_Rivers/st…
  10. Another hot day in NY, which means tank tops are out! All that hair sticking out from chests, backs and armpits! They look bad on men too.
  11. Had so much fun performing last night with Brad Garrett! Guess which one of us is wearing high heels. twitter.com/Joan_Rivers/st…
  12. Virgin Atlantic will allow the use of cell phones on flights. Now the flight attendant can call me to say, "Get your own coffee!"
  13. Don't miss our special guest, Jennie Garth, on tonight's Fashion Police, tonight at 10pm on E! twitter.com/Joan_Rivers/st…
  14. To honor the life of Donna Summer, I'm asking all the nightclubs in America to hang their disco balls at half mast tonight.
  15. On my way to perform at the Hard Rock in Hollywood, FL tonight. I'm leaving Max behind to finish up the gardening! twitter.com/Joan_Rivers/st…
  16. Tom Cruise gave a candid interview in the June issue of Playboy magazine, which I assume he truly DOES read only for the articles.
  17. So excited! Look who stopped by my apartment for a visit! @GeorgeKotsi is in NYC for a very special closet visit! twitter.com/Joan_Rivers/st…
  18. Does this break the rules that accessories MAKE the dress? twitter.com/Joan_Rivers/st…
  19. @MatchGame67 @MelRivers Thank you so much!