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JimGaffigan

  1. When is it going to be the beautiful people’s turn? How about letting them be on the cover of a magazine or sing a pop song? about 19 hours ago via WhoSay
  2. @TCrabtree83 @mrdavehill For the crack you have to buy two of them. Also why don't you drop and give me ten push ups! about 19 hours ago via web in reply to TCrabtree83
  3. My son is starting to walk. I guess that's impressive. After 11 months of lying around. He still doesn't speak English. Pathetic. about 22 hours ago via WhoSay
  4. Everyone should buy the new @mrdavehill book “Tasteful Nudes”. You don’t have to read it. Just buy it. about 22 hours ago via web
  5. The only thing more depressing than being fat is the thought of being hungry. 11:55 PM May 23rd via WhoSay
  6. Thx for having me RT @jimmyfallon Funny people on the show tonight: @JimGaffigan, @pennjillette & @MrTeller. #LateNight 3:34 PM May 23rd via WhoSay
  7. Upcoming shows at Foxwoods, Borgata (AC) and a bus tour through east coast of US & Canada tkts here say.ly/dom3nDb 1:23 PM May 23rd via WhoSay
  8. Has NETFLIX streaming been classified as an addiction yet? 10:54 AM May 23rd via WhoSay
  9. I'm usually the smartest person in the room. Granted I'm usually alone when i think that but it still feels good though. 10:28 AM May 23rd via WhoSay
  10. I’m going to be on Fallon tomorrow night. Anything you want me to bring up to him? 4:29 PM May 22nd via WhoSay
  11. .@Lin_Manuel Your first name is cooler than I've ever been. 4:32 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Lin_Manuel
  12. Hey @pattonoswalt great job hosting the Webbys. 4:25 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to pattonoswalt
  13. This is the least subtle way to sell tickets to a show. say.ly/OWw3mAO 12:20 PM May 21st via WhoSay
  14. If there was an award for most pessimistic, I probably wouldn't even be nominated. 11:24 AM May 21st via WhoSay
  15. My 11-month old walks like he's auditioning to be an extra on "Walking Dead." 9:38 AM May 21st via WhoSay
  16. When is @rihanna going to get some media coverage? 4:54 PM May 19th via WhoSay
  17. @joerogan But then they become friends. Close friends. 4:39 PM May 19th via WhoSay in reply to joerogan
  18. Like most pale people I will be occupying the indoors this summer. 3:33 PM May 19th via WhoSay
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