JewelLove
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Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she`s going to eat me. (oldie but goodie)
6:42 AM May 23rd
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Going in for second day infusion, no telling what will be flying out of my mouth today lol
4:04 AM May 4th
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@ tiffani you for the ff yesterday, Sugar! Hope you are well!
6:01 AM Apr 28th
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@ hope you're having a great day!
11:45 AM Apr 26th
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99.99% people do not like their first ever sip of beer, wine, coffee and their first cigarette.
6:00 AM Apr 25th
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Upon finding out about an affair his 96 year old wife had in 1940, a 99 year old man divorced his wife, ending a 77 year long marriage.
8:03 AM Apr 26th
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The flag of Canada on Parliament Hill is changed with a new flag everyday. The process costs the Canadian government 1 million each year.
9:00 AM Apr 26th
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Whenever I check into hotel, I always get two keys. With the hope that maybe one of them will work.
9:01 AM Apr 26th
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@ so glad to hear that bubba! Give her a extra rub for me! That's no small feat to gain a lb for such a tiny little girl.
11:31 AM Apr 26th
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It's not too late to receive up to 30% off online art! Shop the art collection here
10:11 AM Apr 26th
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Just read a story of a dude feeding his ex's hamster to his dog...WTF!! He looks like a dumdass too!
10:24 AM Apr 26th
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@ hope your day is going well! Xoxo, me
11:28 AM Apr 26th
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Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
11:28 AM Apr 26th
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Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. How do you breath through something so small?
11:26 AM Apr 26th
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@ I knew someone would get a kick out of that one! Glad u got a chuckle out of that one sweetie!
11:24 AM Apr 26th
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Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he did not want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
11:23 AM Apr 26th
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Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman does not?
A. A navel.
11:21 AM Apr 26th
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(oldie but goodie) Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
11:21 AM Apr 26th
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@ not seeing anyone? Your a catch too!
11:14 AM Apr 26th
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@ busy is good usually! I'll hit u up on yim when I'm able 2 get on! Hopefully we can catch up. Hugs & kisses my friend, Aimeelynn
11:13 AM Apr 26th
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