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EISBM

  1. Vampire night must be Wednesday? twitter.com/EISBM/status/1…
  2. #RIPGaryCarter NYTimes: Gary Carter, the Kid Who Played Baseball nyti.ms/ylyNPF
  3. The nontraditional student sitting in the front has a black polo with a Trojan logo, he either works for them or is a trying too hard douche
  4. I wonder if old white people waving to me that know me thru my parents realize that while I wave back I'm listening to Rhymefest in my car?
  5. 8:00 am class and this classroom is warm, half the lights are out, Kenny G is playing in the background, how do I stay awake?
  6. New Rant! They’re Turning The NFL Into a Bunch of Flags! | Everyone Is Stupid But Me everyoneisstupidbutme.com/rants/bunch-of…
  7. I forgot my phone before going into the bathroom, I am noand expert on TTS, nail polish remover and shampoo/conditioner ingredients.
  8. @GrapeSmuggla whatever, I'm out, you win. Don't care any more. But remember, we used to like when people did shit like that.
  9. @GrapeSmuggla come on, really? He pot, kettles on line 3.
  10. @GrapeSmuggla yawn. Bill Burr would love for you to end this with "AND YOU KNOW THAT I'M RIGHT"
  11. @GrapeSmuggla someone should teach him how to be boring then. Cause fun sucks.
  12. @GrapeSmuggla just the people that want him fired for what he did. Mostly conservative customers I dealt with today.
  13. @GrapeSmuggla who wants to just her the Elliott Richards post game speech? Everyone needs to loosen up.
  14. @GrapeSmuggla right, and I'm off-base!? Listen to yourself, asking a question in an "unprofessional" manner is beastiality.
  15. @GrapeSmuggla its not a POTUS debate its a freaking game? It's not even a game its talking about a game. I'm shocked he didn't curse.
  16. @GrapeSmuggla about the debates, I just meant accountability, he was mad for the fans, his son and the team. No problem on my end.
  17. @GrapeSmuggla the fact that bobby hebert's drunken rambles makes everyone mad is pretty crazy too.
  18. @GrapeSmuggla maybe so, but I just watched the video and can't really see what the up roar was about. Made me like him a little.
  19. @GrapeSmuggla he did have a question. And it was answered. Done, right?
  20. @GrapeSmuggla he's not a journalist, he's never been on the air to wax poetic about football, he shows the fan side of it.