Get short, timely messages from Douglas McEwan.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @DouglasMcEwan.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow DouglasMcEwan to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

DouglasMcEwan

  1. Once on a game show in 1979, my "Lovely Parting Gift" was "a lifetime supply" of spray-Pam. --- It was one can. They did not lie. 1:07 PM Mar 4th via web
  2. @KenLevine @sepinwall "Breakfast"? How indiscreet. 12:29 PM Mar 3rd via web in reply to KenLevine
  3. Saw this show description for a new epsiode of ABC's REVENGE: "Emily's vendetta takes a dark turn." Doesn't that describe EVERY episode? 2:56 PM Feb 29th via web
  4. In the Michigan primary. Gingrich came in FOURTH, behind Ron Paul! Heh, heh, heh. When you get even fewer votes than Crazy Grampa, bye-bye. 2:53 PM Feb 29th via web
  5. The "Santorum Surge" is over. All the frothy bubbles have popped. He's gone all flaccid. Time for America to wash the Santorum off of us. 2:51 PM Feb 29th via web
  6. Saw this headline today: "'Smash': Why isn't it catching on?" It can be summed up in two words: "It's lousy." 3:25 AM Feb 28th via web
  7. I've just read that Jean DuJardin and I are the exact same height. Great. I can wear flats when we date. 3:23 AM Feb 28th via web
  8. I'm tired of reading. anything on TV tonight? 12:23 PM Feb 26th via web
  9. Arizona Governor Jan "Crazy Ratbag" Brewer: "I endorse Mitt Romney." Mitt: "Aaahhhh.... Thank you?" 12:16 PM Feb 26th via web
  10. "Founder of BOY'S TOWN up for Sainthood." They've nominated Spencer Tracy for Sainthood? He cheated on his wife with Kate Hepburn. Saint? 12:15 PM Feb 26th via web
  11. Q: What does a Sequoia tree that's been alive for 2000 years call Betty White? A: Jailbait. 2:04 AM Feb 24th via web
  12. I saw this headline today: "JK Rowling writing adult novel." OMG, JK is writing PORN? "Hairy Plower and the Gobbler of Fire Island"? 3:24 PM Feb 23rd via web
  13. Romney on Michigan: "The trees are the right height." Yeah! Those magnificent 2000-year-old Sequoias here are too damn tall! CUT THEM DOWN! 2:59 PM Feb 22nd via web
  14. Romney on Michigan's lakes: "Not just the Great Lakes, all the inland lakes also." ALL lakes are "inland." That's what makes them "lakes." 2:55 PM Feb 22nd via web
  15. Rick Santorum says President Obama follows "a phony theology." Hello? ALL "Theology" is phony! 2:51 PM Feb 22nd via web
  • Name Douglas McEwan
  • Location Reseda
  • Web http://www.tallul...
  • Bio Bitter, mean old gay comedy writer. Hates kids too. Likes doggies and kitties though.
9 Following 12 Followers 0 Listed
Stephen Colbert Bill Maher David Stipes StephenKing.com Mark Evanier Jim Diederich Ken Levine Dame Edna Everage Barry Humphries