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DaveGolder

  1. Shame love isn’t deaf #eurovision
  2. Is that one of Servalan's dresses? #eurovision
  3. I usually love the #eurovision heats but this one is like a war of attrition
  4. This is giving me flashbacks to the hawkmen in the Flash Gordon TV series @bbceurovision
  5. Th subtitles for this one just said, “I'm a poker” Um?
  6. It’s Kate Shrub! @bbceurovision
  7. Now it’s #eurovision’s answer to unicorn fiction
  8. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah… couldn’t put it better myself
  9. Nooooo! Someone's killed shaun the sheep! @bbceurovision
  10. Belarus was the musical equivalent of a Michael Bay film @bbceurovison
  11. This one sounds like someone wrote too many lyrics and they’re in mad rush to fit 'em all in #eurovision
  12. Malta clearly been rifling through Gary Barlow’s dustbin #eurovision
  13. She sing with forked tongue #eurovision
  14. Clearly this week's task on the Apprentice was to pretend to be the Macedonian entry in #eurovision
  15. @mistylister @JordanFarley Ooops, saw "Lister" and immediately had visions of a curry lovin’ scouser. Sorry
  16. @mistylister @JordanFarley You cruel, cruel man.
  17. @JordanFarley @mistylister He was. It was very embarrassing
  18. @stace_w Carry On Eurovision. I’ll get me trumpet
  19. @stace_w That's why they'll be 4th. Italy, Russia and some random weird shit from Baltics in the second heat in top 3. UK 8th to 10th.