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BrentO

  1. @GABeech That's true. Especially if you open it in Chrome. You almost expect it to edit itself.
  2. @DBArgenis No party here - workin' so I can veg starting tomorrow afternoon. #SQLCruise
  3. Every time I get a spreadsheet from Microsoft, I expect there to be some kind of master back door bug that watches me work on it.
  4. @thatjeffsmith HA! Only because I'm tall when I put the platform shoes on.
  5. @buckwoody The pleasure was all mine! And the pain was yours. Just as I'd planned.
  6. @Dancem0m HAHAHA, those were Buck's exact words when he dropped me off at the hotel!
  7. @SQLHA It's Cupcake Royale in Bellevue: cupcakeroyale.com @buckwoody and family brought me over there. Mmmmm.
  8. @CBellDBA Oooo, looking forward to it! #SQLCruise
  9. Whiskey Maple Bacon cupcakes. Yes. instagr.am/p/LCFqdlJE2M/
  10. @GlennAlanBerry I'll be on there as soon as they'll let me board Saturday morning. I can't wait!
  11. @buckwoody Considering that people keep saying I'm full of piss and vinegar, my kidneys can't be too good. #comesbacktome
  12. @grrl_geek I'm making do with a Diet Cherry Coke. It is *not* the same.
  13. 48 hours left until #SQLCruise leaves port. I can almost feel the boat drink in my hand.
  14. @buckwoody I am SO not calling whatever that number is...
  15. @buckwoody Lemme guess: you're trying to gauge how badly my eyes hurt after I see you again?
  16. OH: "Sorry, I don't accept the US Peso for payment."
  17. @kbriankelley @SQLPoolBoy @unclebiguns @jdanton That sounds better than what I drank this morning.
  18. @unclebiguns @SQLPoolBoy @jdanton Ouch! Are you near home or out and about?
  19. @Ko_Ver Uh oh - big building and no coffee shop nearby, eh? ;-)
  20. @jdanton @sqlpoolboy Yeah, agreed - good, but not excellent. Excellent coffee's still hard to find.