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BrentO

@GABeech That's true. Especially if you open it in Chrome. You almost expect it to edit itself. about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to GABeech
@DBArgenis No party here - workin' so I can veg starting tomorrow afternoon. #SQLCruise about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to DBArgenis
Every time I get a spreadsheet from Microsoft, I expect there to be some kind of master back door bug that watches me work on it. about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck
@thatjeffsmith HA! Only because I'm tall when I put the platform shoes on. about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to thatjeffsmith
@buckwoody The pleasure was all mine! And the pain was yours. Just as I'd planned. about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to buckwoody
@Dancem0m HAHAHA, those were Buck's exact words when he dropped me off at the hotel! about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Dancem0m
@SQLHA It's Cupcake Royale in Bellevue: cupcakeroyale.com @buckwoody and family brought me over there. Mmmmm. about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to SQLHA
@CBellDBA Oooo, looking forward to it! #SQLCruise about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
Whiskey Maple Bacon cupcakes. Yes. instagr.am/p/LCFqdlJE2M/ about 6 hours ago via Instagram
@GlennAlanBerry I'll be on there as soon as they'll let me board Saturday morning. I can't wait! about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to GlennAlanBerry
@buckwoody Considering that people keep saying I'm full of piss and vinegar, my kidneys can't be too good. #comesbacktome about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to buckwoody
@grrl_geek I'm making do with a Diet Cherry Coke. It is *not* the same. about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to grrl_geek
48 hours left until #SQLCruise leaves port. I can almost feel the boat drink in my hand. about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck
@buckwoody I am SO not calling whatever that number is... about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@buckwoody Lemme guess: you're trying to gauge how badly my eyes hurt after I see you again? about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to buckwoody
OH: "Sorry, I don't accept the US Peso for payment." about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck
@kbriankelley @SQLPoolBoy @unclebiguns @jdanton That sounds better than what I drank this morning. about 19 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to kbriankelley
@unclebiguns @SQLPoolBoy @jdanton Ouch! Are you near home or out and about? about 19 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to unclebiguns
@Ko_Ver Uh oh - big building and no coffee shop nearby, eh? ;-) about 19 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Ko_Ver
@jdanton @sqlpoolboy Yeah, agreed - good, but not excellent. Excellent coffee's still hard to find. about 19 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to jdanton

Name Brent Ozar
Location Chicago
Web http://www.brento...
Bio Microsoft Certified Master of SQL Server, MVP, published author, consultant. I love databases, teaching, travel, and laughing.