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Astronomicus

  1. @JoOKeeffe @tmbrntt that's right! I'm going to be just like Sartre, Derrida et al. 10:24 AM May 23rd via web in reply to JoOKeeffe
  2. @JoOKeeffe @tmbrntt it's a nickname that comes and goes. I'm not going to smoke it! I'm going to ponder things whilst pretending to puff it 10:24 AM May 23rd via web in reply to JoOKeeffe
  3. I've finally gone and bought a pipe. This is happening god damn it! 2:52 PM May 22nd via web
  4. As much as you may love your kids and #familyfuntime that doesn't mean everyone else needs to be force fed it. #istheworldcrazyoramI 12:29 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android
  5. Why do the obliviously noisy families always sit nearby me when I'm hungover? #stalkedbyfamilyfuntime 12:26 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android
  6. Off to Newcastle 7:17 AM May 19th via Twitter for Android
  7. First rule of Douche club. Do not mention Douche club. Second rule of Douche club red trousers only... twitter.com/Astronomicus/s… 9:45 AM May 18th via Twitter for Android
  8. Held onto my Caffe Nero loyalty card for 6 years and finally get my free 10th cup. #beenbidingmytime 6:47 AM May 18th via Twitter for Android
  9. Only been in the North a few hours and have already succumbed to chips and gravy. #tourist 4:53 AM May 18th via Twitter for Android
  10. @Frankie_JC exactly! 1:35 AM May 18th via web in reply to Frankie_JC
  11. Ok now the parents are changing the baby on one of the train tables. This is becoming a self parody of inconsiderate parenting. #beyondajoke 3:35 PM May 17th via Twitter for Android
  12. It's sickening, they're acting like they've done something unique by having kids. 3:20 PM May 17th via Twitter for Android
  13. Oh god these parents are too much. They're so pleased with the screaming, gurgling bag of cells they created. #enforcedfamilyfuntime 3:18 PM May 17th via Twitter for Android
  14. There is an adorable child jabbering across the aisle. Parents are not telling it to shut up! #ihateyourkids 3:02 PM May 17th via Twitter for Android
  15. Just discovered Garth Marenghi's #DarkPlace in the laptop DVD drive. This train ride to Durham is one I'm going to enjoy. Well I say enjoy.. 1:00 PM May 17th via Twitter for Android
  16. Cheeky Prezzo meal in King's Cross before the journey. I like these renovations. #howcivilised 12:23 PM May 17th via Twitter for Android
  17. Howay the japes! @jonhmdavis 12:21 PM May 17th via Twitter for Android
  18. So pleased to see a Williams driver on the top step of the podium. Well done Maldonado! #F1 6:43 AM May 13th via Twitter for Android
  • Name David Jani
  • Location London
  • Web http://deutsches....
  • Bio London-based writer. I enjoy scribbling trivial things about technology, the media, F1, how all these things and more annoy me. It's all good.
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