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  1. @sendchocolate Between that and my kids' emissions that qualify as biological warfare, we should start a contracting business.
  2. Boots: "Then all the reindeer loved him, as they shouted out quickly - then you gotta say it fast, Mommy!"
  3. @motherconfusion WHAT!? No green and gold?! You MUST buy more!
  4. Yes, my kids are brats. And I bet you were, too. http://bit.ly/69KVPh
  5. Just in case you didn't already know it: Don't eat the lip balm. http://bit.ly/8RHeou
  6. I'm hoping "good kids who made bad choices" doesn't become justification for letting them skate. http://bit.ly/5zJCak
  7. @motherconfusion Cake geek alert! Seen the Wilton sugar glitter yet? Big Guy actually lifted the sprinkle ban to let me buy some.
  8. @danielday Guys must not see this. I will NOT build a subway.
  9. Introducing the iPhone orchestra. http://bit.ly/7F24mm At least it saves money on musical instruments.
  10. I'm doing my part to contribute to $4m a minute. http://bit.ly/6Gmpef
  11. Sorry, Boots. Santa doesn't have time for your nonsense. http://bit.ly/8qxJRq
  12. The moral of the Tiger Woods story: Never crash your car over a slow news weekend. Hoo-ha doubled for major holidays.
  13. Deadline pressure: Big Guy wants to know if he's really good next month will he still get coal.
  14. Over the desert and through more desert ... Are we there yet? http://bit.ly/5ErpmJ
  15. @Nicurnmama SO happy she doesn't live in my hood1
  16. @Nicurnmama Mine always do that a few days after they've tromped in the mud. Cause and effect escapes them.
  17. @supermomcentral I'm with you. Besides, I like to sleep too much to get up early to chase a bright, shiny object.
  18. RT @FakeAPStylebook: Use the term "free-range turducken" only if the turkey has eaten both the duck and the chicken.
  19. @LoCoallergylife Watch out ! I actually screwed up Krispies last week. Colored marshmallows don't work so well.
  20. Dirt gets its due - and I'm finally trendy. http://bit.ly/4qpuSz