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99creatives

I ate some food. So now I feel full. 1:13 PM Feb 13th via Twitter for iPhone
Overstocked! Must make room for new inventory! 3:50 PM Feb 10th via Twitter for iPhone
Everything priced to clear! 8:42 PM Feb 9th via Twitter for iPhone
@BenKielb #whitepeopleproblems 3:35 PM Jan 13th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BenKielb
Sir, that is an exquisite blend of cat pee and garlic you're wearing. My nose commends you. 3:04 PM Dec 20th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
Merry Christmas! youtube.com/watch?v=fgDow7… 12:23 PM Dec 14th, 2011 via web
@wendysamson me hahahaha 8:54 PM Dec 3rd, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to wendysamson
@themguy ditto that! 3:08 PM Dec 1st, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to themguy
@BenKielb send me a link 2:45 PM Oct 18th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BenKielb
When will police feet start occupying protestor arses? #OccupyVancouver 1:08 PM Oct 17th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
rosannatanti Job opportunity: Associate Creative Director at Rocket XL - Toronto, Canada Area #jobs lnkd.in/_2NKYX 10:27 AM Sep 29th, 2011 via LinkedIn Retweeted by 99creatives
funnyordie 11 Unfortunate (And Amazing) Ad Placements http://ow.ly/6Fkh9 12:10 PM Sep 26th, 2011 via HootSuite Retweeted by 99creatives and 370 others
Doing my last PADI dive today out at Porteau Cove. Hope I don't see any feet. 8:33 AM Sep 25th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
Leaving town for the weekend. Expect vancity to move up from third to second worst-dressed city in North America. 11:47 AM Sep 16th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
Day 1 with #Novus digital provider. So far, I'm not missing being on hold with old provider. 10:56 AM Sep 16th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
Fun fact: a company will spend $10 on production and media to tell you they're donating $1 to a charity. 11:42 AM Sep 15th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
daveshumka Whenever I forget what shitty music sounds like, I buy the latest EA Sports game. 7:37 PM Sep 13th, 2011 via HootSuite Retweeted by 99creatives and 14 others
Breaking news. Picnurbia dismantled. 14,000 crab lice and bed bugs left homeless. 10:31 AM Sep 1st, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
No vacancy at Picnurbia. Guess I have to stay at Best Western. yfrog.com/g0ev9hrj 9:12 AM Aug 31st, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
News1130radio Check it out. @VancouverPD unveil new website to ID people involved in Stanley Cup riot. Do you recognize anyone? bit.ly/oBZxvE 10:55 AM Aug 30th, 2011 via TweetDeck Retweeted by 99creatives and 23 others

Name Daryl Gardiner
Location Guantanamo Bay
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Bio art director, creative, jerk. Views expressed are my own and do not reflect those of my employer