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  1. RT @PFTompkins: My family and I gather around the computer and watch this every Christmas: http://bit.ly/WIcMm
  2. Zaidy's lunch stack: latke, cream cheese, lox, grilled onions, tomato slices, capers, two fried eggs, another latke. Heart attack imminent.
  3. Great day in Denver today: Museum of Contemp Art, Zaidy's for lunch, then Zoo Lights. Exhausted but happy.
  4. Had there actually been room at the inn, would Christmas decorations feature roll-away beds and mini-bars?
  5. RT @DanaJGould: 2,000 years ago, in the City Of David, a savior was born. As a result, I'm now going to Home Depot to buy my father a drill.
  6. When my wife was pregnant, every once in a while she'd say "isn't" or "can't" or "you're". The contractions were coming every ten minutes.
  7. @arleigh That's the same Santa that pulled me aside to tell me an off-color joke. We spent $30 for out-of-focus pix of Santa w/ our dog.
  8. I just found out the candle store is having a blow-out sale.
  9. Saw spiral cut hams in the supermarket. What other foods can I get spiral cut? I want ALL my food spiral cut from now on!
  10. Hannukah Hannukah Burnin' Love
  11. @arleigh Happy Harry Connicka
  12. 99 and Barry's Friday Afternoon Christmas Freakout starts at noon. Strange songs to take the edge off: http://bit.ly/5JZru
  13. I know what a nook is, but what the hell is a cranny?
  14. http://twitpic.com/tvvvn - I got cut off this morning by some dick in a pickup.
  15. I'm loving Google Chrome. It's fast as hell. I don't see add-in capabilities (yet), but at least I can get a Mariah Carey skin.
  16. @copydiva Hannukah tip: when making latkes, also server stuffed cabbage and baked beans. You'll smell something other than fried food.
  17. I asked my daughters what they wanted for dinner tonight. They said mashed potatoes, pasta, and rice.
  18. Oral Roberts died? I'm sure his followers, the Oral Sects, are on their knees praying.
  19. I'm considering changing careers to one that doesn't involve working. Won't you...help a man... who wants to laze?
  20. Apparently, I missed yet another opportunity to get rich quick: selling polar bear costumes in Copenhagen.