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8amUnicorn

  1. @peetiesays I’m starting a Moleskine competitor called Totes Appropes Notes. about 7 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to peetiesays
  2. @JillyStaff hiring a unicorn? about 17 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to JillyStaff
  3. @DarthRihitus I poop cupcakes and burp coffee fumes! 7:47 PM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to DarthRihitus
  4. @halthomas perhaps, plug in to? 9:28 AM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to halthomas
  5. @baratunde @unmarketing not very well. These fat hooves don't grip a pen very well. 9:22 AM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to baratunde
  6. I may be a ho. RT @peetiesays: If you pay for everything in cash, you're a ho. 12:18 AM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS
  7. I autographed a copy of "How to be Black" as @unmarketing, and I signed "Unmarketing" as @baratunde and left them in random bookstores! Go! 10:53 PM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS
  8. @WSAVEnocha peppers! 9:58 PM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to WSAVEnocha
  9. @JillyStaff I'm banned from farmer's markets. As it turns out, they are not buffets. #PepperParty 7:21 PM May 21st via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to JillyStaff
  10. @JillyStaff BOLD ALL THE COMIC SANS!!! 4:22 PM May 21st via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to JillyStaff
  11. This! RT @Jen_Face: ALL THE COFFEE 4:16 PM May 21st via Tweetbot for iOS
  12. @OhNoSheTwitnt :-) 4:15 PM May 21st via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to OhNoSheTwitnt
  13. @CrystalTHEBruce are you Calling me by my stripper name again? #Savannah 9:17 PM May 20th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to CrystalTHEBruce
  14. @ObviouslyBen welcome back, sir 9:10 PM May 20th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to ObviouslyBen
  15. I like this *a lot*---> RT @DarthRihitus: "Alot" is a deal breaker for me. Sorry. 6:50 PM May 19th via Tweetbot for iOS
  16. @yashrg ooooh! 12:36 PM May 19th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to yashrg
  17. I'm your horny huckleberry! RT @DarthRihitus: I NEED A HORSE 1:06 AM May 18th via Tweetbot for iOS
  18. @MrScottFletcher #KeethrrSuthuhland #OhSure 10:23 PM May 17th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to MrScottFletcher
  19. @MrScottFletcher whoooo!!! 10:05 PM May 17th via Tweetbot for iOS
  20. @AdmiralAkbrown ¿Hair anger? *guarantee* 8:50 PM May 17th via Tweetbot for iOS