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  1. Yall seen that thriller video? I can't wait to see all these dumbass niggas try that dance in the club - lookin like a trex with hemorrhoids 6:02 PM Oct 29th, 2009 from web
  2. God damn baby, is that time of the month already? Yo girl, Ima 88 mph in this DeLorean and see you next week when yo done bein a bitch. 11:13 AM May 13th, 2009 from web
  3. Damn girl-you gotta know when you wear them tight ass jeans it makes a brothas pants even tighter. Makin my dick rape a zipper over here. 7:54 PM Apr 28th, 2009 from web
  4. Erry brotha loves a big ass in skinny jeans. But takin them off a lady is like anal sex in a swimmin pool-take it slow-its gonna be awkward. 6:52 PM Mar 21st, 2009 from web
  5. The male equivalent to girls pretendin they dont shit is pretendin we don't jerk off. I don wanna be around when we all decide to get honest 10:13 PM Mar 8th, 2009 from web
  6. Talkin bout burrito sex you'd think I was smokin PCP. But it ain't the reefer man, it's ladies in the 80s man. Make a brotha do crazy shit. 2:55 PM Feb 15th, 2009 from web
  7. I start thinking that shit is even possible. 'Damn baby. Yo crazy Ima go home with this burrito.' 2:52 PM Feb 15th, 2009 from web
  8. - Sayin' "I saw you lookin at that burrito, Eddie - you used to look at me that way Whas going on?!" Meanwhile, I'm over here so stoned - 2:48 PM Feb 15th, 2009 from web
  9. Smokin reefer with yo girl is a bad idea - yo gonna wanna chill out, eat, but she's paranoid that you're gonna cheat on her with a burrito - 2:44 PM Feb 15th, 2009 from web
  10. Ya know, when I said my girl parties all the time, muthafuckas thought I be jokin. Theres a DJ in the bathroom while she shits. Not so sexy. 8:35 PM Feb 9th, 2009 from web
  11. Get that jheri curl off yo head. Ima talkin to you, Rick James. Before I superfreak yo ass straight off my couch. 8:25 PM Feb 9th, 2009 from web
  12. White brothas can rock a suit n tie, but dem muthafuckas dunno bout kicks or a ride. Talking bout a dirtass IROC Z or stingy ass converse. 7:03 PM Feb 9th, 2009 from web
  13. I was at the club, watchin white people dance, right? Dammn you mothafuckas is stiff out there. Look like a buncha stampin frankensteins. 6:59 PM Feb 7th, 2009 from web
  14. Fat niggas tryin to look like Kareem Abdul Jabbar in the club, lookin more like a black Jabba the Hut. Didn't know Members Only made tarps. 12:45 PM Feb 7th, 2009 from web
  15. Ya know, the only reason I wasn't the black Ghostbuster is cause I'd a fucked that Zule bitch and not called back. Show that girl keymaster. 12:20 PM Feb 7th, 2009 from web
  16. Why you gotta make them dick threats? Girl, you don't have to kick nuts, even grazing nuts gonna make a nigga dribble like a baby. 12:17 PM Feb 7th, 2009 from web
  17. Ain't no romance with out the finance in the 80s. In Trading Places, even the bitches on the set didn't get at me till i was fake rich. 12:02 PM Feb 7th, 2009 from web
  18. Damn this leather suit is definitely gettin that pussy. Like sparks shootin out a women's ass. 11:56 AM Feb 7th, 2009 from web