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  1. I tell ya one thing I'm NOT thankful for, all the bullshit! Am I right?!
  2. just prepped my bird for tomorrow's roasting. as always, i am obsessed with the giblet bag.
  3. U can tell how you're doing financially by whether or not you can walk away from an iPhone u just dropped in a public toilet.
  4. Watch this: Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young singing "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" http://bit.ly/8bhDpT http://bit.ly/6xrD8k
  5. Watch this: @jimmyfallon as Neil Young Singing "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" http://bit.ly/8bhDpT
  6. Some very fun weird stuff on Late Night tonight. Surreal and no winks.
  7. Doing the monologues at ASSSSCAT tonight. Take it easy on me. (At UCB-NYC, Shows 7:30/9:30)
  8. Also, @calvinred, Felix Riddle might just be the coolest name I've ever heard. XO, @80miles
  9. RT @calvinred: Felix Riddle, born at 10:48pm on November 21st 2009. Love you, Felix. Love you, Brittany. Love you, family.
  10. @amyozols I think there has to be a way to get your cat wasted. That's the only way he will ever get it.
  11. I posted 10 photos on Facebook in the album "Speed Freaks" http://bit.ly/5yTCQP
  12. The Real Housewives of Late Night give thanks. http://bit.ly/4SySsQ http://bit.ly/08TxSpR
  13. RT @gavinpurcell: The Real Housewives of Late Night Give Thanks: http://bit.ly/4SySsQ
  14. RT @jimmyfallon: One of my favorite things we've done on the show - here's... Ultimate Mustache Fighter http://bit.ly/8D6ivi
  15. RT @jimmyfallon: Green Song Parodies feat. Jay Z, Justin Timberlake, Rihanna, Lady Gaga & more. http://bit.ly/3UFyHS #ecojam
  16. "Going Rogue" has gone rogue. http://bit.ly/3E1blu/ http://bit.ly/4Amx5T
  17. Going Rogue has gone rogue. http://bit.ly/3E1blu/
  18. RT @jimmyfallon: Going Rogue - going rogue. http://bit.ly/3E1blu/
  19. View from my office at 30 Rock. Rats racing. http://bit.ly/1HKnMq
  20. RT @morgan_murphy: Attn everyone, take a picture of a letter on a sign. http://yfrog.com/iyee0j