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799Crutch

@HaleyWatson @allysonrfreeman haha I'm gonna be using and abusing google translate alllll summer. #itstrue about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to HaleyWatson
@HaleyWatson I wish you could speak Spanish and would do mine and @allysonrfreeman 's online class work for us 👍 about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to HaleyWatson
"they called me the Dad ruiner in high school" -Jillian #workaholics @kaypea12 about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
WorkaholicsQuot "We don't have a substance abuse problem. If anything we have a Subway abuse problem. We destroy $5 footlongs!" about 8 hours ago via web Retweeted by 799Crutch and 254 others
@weebabyshamus the feeling is mutual. Lot of mutual respect of humor going on here. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to weebabyshamus
weebabyshamus @799Crutch DONT YOU FAVORITE ME! YOU ARE FUNNY AND THEREFORE I DEMAND RETWEETS ONLY! Also I'm drunk... about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by 799Crutch
weebabyshamus “@chrisdelia: Hey all chicks, I'm gonna need ya to never cut your hair short like a boy, k?” said bieberhole69... about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by 799Crutch
@weebabyshamus holy shit. That tweet just instantly made me wanna be your friend. I shall correct my mistake! about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to weebabyshamus
I really wish I knew Bill Clinton :( about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
MyCrazyExGfProb Missing someone + No texts from them = Worst feeling. about 10 hours ago via web Retweeted by 799Crutch and 294 others
Chances I stole @Alexandra__McC 's Avengers cup. 100%. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
HaleyWatson @799Crutch that's part of our bond! You must retweet 👍 #coffeebros about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to 799Crutch Retweeted by 799Crutch
@chesterlee3 where do you get your tattoos done? I'm needin a shop in LR. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
"I cut my finger, it's what I do" -drunk guy about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
allysonrfreeman I DON'T CARE ABOUT ARGENTINA. #stoptalking #onlineclasses about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by 799Crutch
@HaleyWatson I feel bad still blowing up your twitter. But. A coffee tweet gets a retweet from me. Every time. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to HaleyWatson
HaleyWatson Coffee ❤ about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by 799Crutch and 1 other
The domestic disturbance #Slapsgiving instagr.am/p/LB6uGMFGrz/ about 10 hours ago via Instagram
Don't care that he's old, I'd totally make out with Rod Stewart. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
On my way to White County to celebrate a little bit of #Fakesgiving about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

Name Whit Danger Crutcher
Location IndCo, Diamond State
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Bio you better call Kenny Loggins 'cause you're in the Danger Zone! -I never said I was a role model- #TeamSteakSauce #TrueStory