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799Crutch

  1. @HaleyWatson @allysonrfreeman haha I'm gonna be using and abusing google translate alllll summer. #itstrue
  2. @HaleyWatson I wish you could speak Spanish and would do mine and @allysonrfreeman 's online class work for us 👍
  3. "they called me the Dad ruiner in high school" -Jillian #workaholics @kaypea12
  4. @weebabyshamus the feeling is mutual. Lot of mutual respect of humor going on here.
  5. @weebabyshamus holy shit. That tweet just instantly made me wanna be your friend. I shall correct my mistake!
  6. I really wish I knew Bill Clinton :(
  7. Chances I stole @Alexandra__McC 's Avengers cup. 100%.
  8. @chesterlee3 where do you get your tattoos done? I'm needin a shop in LR.
  9. "I cut my finger, it's what I do" -drunk guy
  10. @HaleyWatson I feel bad still blowing up your twitter. But. A coffee tweet gets a retweet from me. Every time.
  11. The domestic disturbance #Slapsgiving instagr.am/p/LB6uGMFGrz/
  12. Don't care that he's old, I'd totally make out with Rod Stewart.
  13. On my way to White County to celebrate a little bit of #Fakesgiving