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  1. I just realized I can follow: @noone (no one) & @everyone ... but not @thesametime. Follow Friday 3:14 PM Oct 16th from web
  2. Swine flu found in swine | Los Angeles Times http://ow.ly/uTHT - Nice to see we're making progress figuring this out. #morons 3:00 PM Oct 16th from HootSuite
  3. Twitter: Invented in 1935 http://ow.ly/uTEz - Just got back from setting this up. Nows all I have to do is wait. #imback 2:51 PM Oct 16th from HootSuite
  4. Paul Anka Says New Jackson Single Violates Copyright - NYTimes.com http://ow.ly/u2EW - He's still violating things!?! 3:40 PM Oct 12th from HootSuite
  5. Astronomers Detect Sodium Gas Ejected by Lunar Impact http://ow.ly/u2z4 - I detect sodium gas ejected by the guy sitting next to me! 3:23 PM Oct 12th from HootSuite
  6. H1N1 flu taking off in U.S., officials say | Reuters http://ow.ly/tD5V - THIS VIRUS IS MUCH WORSE! http://ow.ly/tDcp 12:58 PM Oct 9th from HootSuite
  7. I follow the best follower of the best: @chadfogland - it saves me time. #ff 12:08 PM Oct 9th from web
  8. Liz Taylor’s heart procedure is a success - http://ow.ly/tyao - Only problem: not enough chairs in waiting room for husbands. 6:39 AM Oct 9th from HootSuite
  9. NASA: Lunar crashes won’t hurt the moon - msnbc.com http://ow.ly/tsW8 - Famous last words, Time Machine non-watchers. 3:51 PM Oct 8th from HootSuite
  10. @zeekatai David Letterman's intern? #sorrysoinsensitive 2:26 PM Oct 8th from web in reply to zeekatai
  11. Study isolates virus in chronic fatigue sufferers | Reuters http://ow.ly/tqtq - Which is why, when I'm tired, I don't study. 11:50 AM Oct 8th from HootSuite
  12. Trouble with Twitter: Stream timeline frozen http://ow.ly/tqpJ - Whew! I was thinking you all were just ignoring me. 11:46 AM Oct 8th from web
  13. NASA Moon "Bombings" Tomorrow: Sky Show, Water Expected http://ow.ly/tqcl - HELLO! Has NASA ever seen the Time Machine?! 11:31 AM Oct 8th from HootSuite
  14. Are We Ready for Twitter 2.0? http://ow.ly/tpXb - Yes. But it should be called "Twitter Re-tweeted". 11:14 AM Oct 8th from HootSuite
  15. Tweet and Re-Tweet are in a boat. Tweet falls out. Who's left? #desperateattempttogetmytweetsretweeted 10:07 AM Oct 8th from web
  16. So now that I know I don't have H1N1, I checked this site out ... http://ow.ly/tg8v #justincase 4:01 PM Oct 7th from HootSuite
  17. Flu Self-Assessment website- http://ow.ly/tg1i - Yay! I don't have the Swine Flu. #whatwouldwedowithoutthewww 3:46 PM Oct 7th from HootSuite
  18. Operation Phish Phry Nets 100 Suspects - PC World http://ow.ly/tfWq - That ain't Phat. Phigures they'd be Phramed Phor it! 3:37 PM Oct 7th from HootSuite
  19. Agency predicts health care bill will cost $829 billion - CNN.com http://ow.ly/tfFx - "I'm coming Elizabeth!" - Fred Sanford 3:02 PM Oct 7th from HootSuite
  20. Thanks to @BurnsWaggener I now know that Jonesy from Red October is on FlashForward the FBI capt. - I am so watching it now! 8:03 AM Oct 7th from web
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  • Location Somewhere, sometimes
  • Web http://moreabsurd...
  • Bio I think I am from the future, I just can't remember.
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