5sidedhumor
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The 4D's of staff officer success: delay, deflect, defer, defeat
4:43 PM Nov 4th
from web
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A tasker avoided is a tasker complete.
4:41 PM Nov 4th
from web
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During a program review brief: "Sir, your generosity is our future."
6:00 AM Oct 31st
from Twitterrific
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POM-12 begins: This can all be yours for a mere $389M.
5:58 AM Oct 31st
from Twitterrific
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Pentagon marketing- If you say something enough it becomes the truth.
4:52 PM Oct 19th
from web
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@ Do you know Kimball?
8:46 AM Oct 18th
from web
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Section-mate to the boss: "Sir, it's only a lot of money if you fund it."
3:55 PM Oct 14th
from web
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Tomorrow is the office golf tourney. I don't play golf. I'm gonna put a fuck off tournament on the calendar. Anyone up for that?
7:56 PM Oct 12th
from Twitterrific
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So I got to the PAC (gym) on a holiday. There are like 4 people in the whole place. Of course a dude takes the locker right next to mine.
7:39 PM Oct 12th
from Twitterrific
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If I was SecDef, I'd put a bar in the basement of the Pentagon and serve Irish Car Bombs to visiting dignitaries in a souvenir cup.
11:19 AM Oct 10th
from Twitterrific
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Sat in two mtgs with a weapons engineer who looked just like Will Ferrell. All I could think of was the streaking scene from Old School.
7:13 PM Oct 9th
from web
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From a buddy who works in OSD: "We are a solution looking for a problem."
6:20 PM Oct 9th
from web
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Definition of a half-day in Pentagoneze: 0600-1800
5:35 PM Oct 6th
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Classic to remember: An emergency on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
5:33 PM Oct 6th
from web
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Definition of "ass pain" in Pentagoneze: Any task, project or requirement that causes you more work or makes your life more miserable.
6:20 PM Oct 1st
from web
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Small victory: The email tasker that just arrived in your inbox doesn't apply to you. DELETE.
6:17 PM Oct 1st
from web
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Image of the day: Same completely naked 60 year old man gets into a full conversation about his resume never once attempting to dress.
7:13 PM Sep 30th
from web
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Image of the day: Completely naked 60 year old man standing in front of a full length mirror in the locker room putting on face lotion.
7:12 PM Sep 30th
from web
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Pentagon genius phrase of the day: "That is potentially spot on."
6:16 AM Sep 29th
from web
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I favorited a YouTube video -- Thats the Way I Like It
5:44 PM Sep 27th
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- Name Pentagon Humor
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- Bio What's so funny about working in the Pentagon?
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