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  1. Such a cute puppy; Floppy ears, big black round eyes; Red teeth, tacky mouth. about 10 hours ago from web
  2. Lo! He has risen! The dead savior walks once more! Lo! Kill the zombie! 7:46 AM Dec 7th from web
  3. I wait in the house. My knife longs for those great words; “Hey! Let’s separate.” 8:23 AM Dec 6th from web
  4. They crowd around me; Too awed by my looks to see, That I’m contagious. 7:27 AM Dec 5th from web
  5. Beguiling strip tease. Clothes fall to show silky skin. Where’d she hide the knife? 12:43 PM Dec 4th from web
  6. Dig him, from the grave. Cat’s jumping; with volts of juice. Ol’ Blue Eyes is back. 8:22 AM Dec 3rd from web
  7. Her eyes rolled backwards; “Oh” she mouths as I take her. She’d come, if she lived. 7:58 AM Dec 2nd from web
  8. Cancer ate at me; Six long years ‘til I met Vlad. Now I’m biting back. 8:36 AM Dec 1st from web
  9. This is my birthday. I get a new shot at life. Will these stitches fade? 7:02 AM Nov 30th from web
  10. I prefer the pod, Clamped to my brain, numb and still, To the din of life. 8:52 AM Nov 29th from web
  11. I poke the blister; Excessive pain sears my core. The blister says “Stop!” 8:46 AM Nov 27th from web
  12. Dead Turkey, Deep Fat; Murdered natives and disease; Happy Thanksgiving! 8:19 AM Nov 26th from web
  13. I am a zombie; Dull gaze, constant search for life; Office temp work sucks! 8:17 AM Nov 26th from web
  14. Tumbling down the stairs; Neck snapped, skull mashed, still alive; Fifteen flights to go. 8:30 AM Nov 24th from web
  15. Terror rams my heart; Each pulse shakes my body. Why? It’s just a raven. 8:38 AM Nov 23rd from web
  16. They said it was cursed; That ancient crypt in Egypt; But I’m the cursed thing. 10:52 AM Nov 20th from web
  17. You look good, my love; As fresh as the day you died; Though a touch more pale. 8:49 AM Nov 19th from web
  18. Strange alien tongues; I know they want to kill me; But I don’t know why. 8:49 AM Nov 18th from web
  19. I draw, with my chalk, A line around the dead man. His red eyes open. 9:01 AM Nov 17th from web
  20. Baby kicks, claws, bites; Satan’s son's claws tear my womb; It wants to come out. 10:26 AM Nov 16th from web