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  1. @JAMES__RHODES "I didn't know you were so obsessed with my mother. I'll tell her to get a court order."
  2. Surely there should be emergency legislation preventing Wogan from leaving his radio programme?
  3. Terry's playing Dolly! Brilliant! #farewellterry
  4. @iamamro the first thing I need to do is propagate it and get it circulating!
  5. @iamamro with one particular species I'm one of a very small handful of people in the UK who are growing it. Note to self: must not kill it.
  6. @ViolaMaths exactly. But all it proves is that they're shit drivers as well as condescending wankers.
  7. @ViolaMaths quite often, the co-op. By the trolleyful. Hilarious at the checkout.
  8. @iamamro good lord yes.
  9. @caacrinolaas yes. Hie thee from the provinces, where life does not count, and partake of glorious Londinium!
  10. @ViolaMaths AND always driven by idiots who've no idea how to handle a large vehicle. They still drive then as tho' they're "my little car"!
  11. @ViolaMaths I've never made apologies for my Landy, mind - when I ran it alone I used up to 50% veg oil in it... Much cleaner than diesel...
  12. My word, but I'm feeling misanthropic today.
  13. RT @caacrinolaas: @ReformationSCR Congrats on yer retirement, sir. Best wishes for plenty of future idleness!
  14. @caacrinolaas But London IS England, didn't you know?
  15. @ViolaMaths and people who honk their horn disapprovingly@my knackered old Land Rover, not realising that I use my Smart 90% of the time!
  16. @ViolaMaths climate change is the new religion, I tells ya!
  17. @iamamro I delight in pointing out that my greenhouse fulfils a conservation purpose in growing documented material. Royally stumps 'em.
  18. @iamamro with me it's anyone with that sanctimonious "thou shalt not" attitude. My immediate reaction is always "I f*!king shall."
  19. @ViolaMaths I like my bedroom cold unless it's absolutely fecking freezing! I have day off too. Going cactus-helping at Uni botanic gardens.
  20. @iamamro which isn't to say that we haven't helped knacker everything, but I'm always deeply suspicious of the data quoted.