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  1. My wife: "Are the house maids naked or something?". NO. They have to compete to see who can mop the kitchen the fastest. @pinkstarrlette
  2. Wedding tomorrow. My son says "Tomorrow I'm wearing my man-dress"
  3. Idea for reality show: Extreme House Maids
  4. I'm so about to leave work early. Work, I'm sorry, it's not you. It's me.
  5. You know that film that shows up on your phone when you've had it pressed to your face for 30 minutes? I love that.
  6. RT @Former_USMC @JamesRichardson: Susan Roesgen, who was fiercely criticized 4 her coverage of tea parties, got the boot today at CNN #cnn
  7. @pinkstarrlette Are you what the heck?!?ing because of Harry Potter spoilers?
  8. "I ate a big red candle."
  9. Do you need to balance your Twitter Karma? http://bit.ly/15T6PE
  10. Astroturf Ad on Craigslist - $11 - $16/hr to promote Obama's health care plan. http://bit.ly/35fz3G #tcot
  11. The [Bruce] Buffer 360! I can't believe he did it! (NSFW language) http://bit.ly/3D67I
  12. Information is best served with a large side of humor. Health Administration Bureau - http://bit.ly/hTj62
  13. I'm Following the Apollo 11 launch! Follow @ap11_capcom for updates.
  14. Watching the Apollo 11 launch. T-5 minutes 52 seconds until launch! http://bit.ly/1hSIV4
  15. State run healthcare is a joke. You can tell because this flow chart is making me laugh. http://bit.ly/13vPUA
  16. @sbrito85 word. I bought a harmony for my dad for father's day. When I configured it it blew my mind. I want one really bad now.
  17. The sandwich that @pinkstarrlette made me for lunch today is absolutely epic.
  18. I'm done listening to "The Nutcracker" while on the phone with the IRS. The good news is that the amendment is posted and processed.
  19. @pinkstarrlette Good plan.
  20. Calling the DMV is torture. AHHHH!